[doll]

[gaydrienagreste]

MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

[uhhhh-khakis]

“Is there anything else you wanna say to those watching tonight?” “My favorite color is blood” “Alright”

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Me: *dangling my dick off the bed*

Demon: *grabs it*

Me: what are we

[boredeasily]

rather just be in bed with you all day

[demiiwhiffin]

2018 mood

[spinachalfredita]

[m00nscenery]

[tibbby]

[luxuryents]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

[certasluas]

[c-ptsdofficial]

me, all the time: i could just die and not have to do this

[lilmamabeyellin]

it’s ok to disappear for a lil while and get your shit together.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

clown (self diagnosed)

[mechagodzilla]

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

[slowroar]

sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed

[silkrobe]

Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me

[morningelvis]

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right