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mxhandy

BEST FUCK FRIENDS FOREVER

#i think about this post so fucking much

molabuddy

lets all be friends..!!!!!

parasitoidism

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

parasitoidism

TURN THE SHIP AROUND

leaflycomments

strain: secret weapon

date: march 3 2021

rating: five stars

effects: focused, happy

comment:

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and THIS is my Secret Weapon... She gives off a potent high and yet goes easy on the dry eyes keeping you focused and happy with no energetic buzz in the head or body. It smells of strong sage, pine... and earth. Heavy would smoke it again! I'm going to regret typing this review later.

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homunculus-argument

Finally, a soap designed specifically for crying in the shower after losing an internet argument.

the-woke-mind-virus

soaq

homunculus-argument

System Of A Qown

utopians

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

hottestthingalive

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

kgvv0

twin seals

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

ntrider

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

ntrider

I stop once I start getting short of breath

aokozaki

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

ntrider

I'M NOT A DOG??????

aokozaki

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

ntrider

wait! au au

aokozaki

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

ntrider

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

oddandalarmingsexualfeelings

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

yaoiblackmold

People in the Omegaverse are probably writing Betaverse fanfiction where there is no A/B/O dynamics and everyone just falls in love with eachother's personality instead of pheromones and hormones controlling their desires.

eroscestlavie

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

yossyislandd

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

yossyislandd

oi my go,d

glamoroussneaking

eilooxara

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.