oyabettad

[oyabettad]

Being 24 is like being 14 except you can’t lose your job so you lowkey can’t have a 3 week long depressive episode where you sleep all day and watch cake boss til the sun rises no matter how much you want to. Instead you have to put your hair in a stupid bun and de-mouse your kitchen and then go to bed greasy and then cry from 12:59-2:07AM, and then wake up at 8:30AM so you can show up to work 1 minute late every day, and on the weekends if you’re lucky you meet new people, like a friend-of-a-friend’s girlfriend who you can tell was just like you at 14 but now has a real complex about being seen as a real person, just like you do, so she’s still just like you except that she subtly puts you down to make herself feel more real, and you know she doesn’t even want to, and you want to scream at her “I CAN’T PULL BASEBALL CAPS OFF AND YOU CAN, SO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE INSECURE ABOUT, PLEASE STOP BEING MEAN TO ME,” and that’s what being 24 is like

[targetedknowledge]

[shiftythrifting]

you, uh, want some bathtub grappa?

[aflo]

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

[importantandunavoidable]

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam

[itsmissing]

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

[finneroo]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

[nyaa]

I am unemployed

[sec0ndwind]

I’m so hungry I could eat the gap between what I said and what I meant

[dogpuppy]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[lakevida]

they should have big hamster wheels right outside of the city and if youre having a manic episode you dont have to go to regular work they let you run on the wheel until its out of your system and the hamster wheels dont even power the city its just for a big tesla coil next to the highway

[oyabettad]

I thought this was a Miraculous Ladybug post and I was like yeah that makes sense

[marinella-ela]

[oyabettad]

This video made me wonder how waterfowl can see clearly underwater, and the answer is that they can control the curvature of both their lens and cornea but JUST AS IMPORTANTLY: ducks can be transsexual

Can birds change sex? The curious story of Mary/Marty the duck...

Can birds change sex? Find out how and why wild and domesticated birds change sex, including the curious story of Marigold the duck.

[oyabettad]

When you get a quiet moment alone at the grocery store to fart but then someone starts coming up the aisle before the smoke can clear so you lowkey have to set the building on fire

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

[olderthannetfic]

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[oyabettad]

I love spending 4 hours making pasta from scratch so I can spend 5 minutes eating something your nonna wouldn’t have eaten during a famine <3

[oyabettad]

Springtime is crazy like why am I making ravioli

[dreadlifts-deactivated20211119]

[shadyhouse]

welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday