When Your Brain Just Says: FUCK YOU!

Jonathan | 20 | Australian | Panroamntic | Asexual | Volunteer Firefighter (CFA) | Student Paramedic | St. John Ambulance Volunteer |

[ozf1re]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Starbucks sounds more like a strip club when you think about it.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

In “The Land Before Time”, I just realized “Cera” is a triCERAtop. I’m 28.

[zandraart]

waterline

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Whenever a commercial says, “Real people. Not actors.” I’m 100% convinced the people are, in fact, actors.

[rexisky]

Jimmy Kastner - World’s Biggest Birthday Candle

[taffybuns]

schools stressin me out i gotta doodle stressed out plant man to calm down

also jake gyllenhaal as seymour bc its still the funniest thing to me idk why

[superstimpak-moved-deactivated2]

I remember years ago when it used to be a special day when Achievement Hunter uploaded a video that was over 10 minutes long and now we are blessed with 2+ hours of uno and podcasts

[punkrockgrantaire]

[thenatsdorf]

Baby wombat and his favorite human. [full video]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 99% of cases I will actually go out of my way to avoid a particular company/product if I’m continuously bombarded with their ads on social media.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

A calendar doesn’t actually tell you what day it is. It just gives you a list of options to choose from.

[knightofleo]

Kuldar Leement | tumblr | facebook | deviantart | twitch | society6 (prints) earth fire water air

[30000fps]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I never realize how much reddit I have been browsing until I try scrolling back to the top to refresh the front page on my phone