p.AI.nter!

[INACTIVE]

[p-a-i-nter]

"Ooooooo, a visitor-!"

"Hey there! I don't see many of you guys around, 'specially since recently. "

i haven't seen enough painter blogs so here we are >:) yo! this blog is run by @ultimate-rei!

RULES AND THINGS TO KNOW - painter goes by he/him, mod goes by he/she - nothing i say is canon! please please PLEASE know this it's a parody blog - im alright with slightly sexual stuff, dont go overboard tho (like no nsfw please) - on that note, mod is a MINOR OOH SCARYYY so keep that in mind! - basic dni list, you get the idea - i might be slow with responding to asks :P just be patient please! - OH I FORGOT, CW: IMPLIED AND MENTIONS OF SUICIDE, AND MENTIONS OF SELF HARM (it talks about it in his document too)

here's a masterpost of the (uhh what do I even call this) arc (courtesy of @/perceive-the-eyefestation)

Making a saga masterpost LMAO The first asks Ask #1 (Eyefest) , Ask #1 (Painter) , Ask #2 (Eyefest) , Ask #3 Eyefest Navi’s mysterious fi

tags below

Tags - a new face! (asks) - hey! check out what i got! (in character posts) - if it isn't my worst pal! (reoccuring anons/users) - whatcha talking about? (reblogs) - you came!! need anything? (sebastian blogs) - bye for now... (ooc posts)

[perceive-the-elyegaard]

Saw this issue going on with another blog, and... just wanna say. Friendly (or... maybe not so friendly, as like. Yikes.) Reminder to the world and all those watching that there are real people behind these blogs, and trying to "ship" them and force said "ship" upon those here running the blogs is NOT okay. Seriously. The ones who are doing it; You've been asked to stop. Repeatedly, im pretty sure. Yes, we're roleplaying these characters and having fun playing touys, but we're here too. We've got our own feelings and boundries, so please respect them. This goes for all types of relationships aswell, as people cannot just come in and try to force a specific dynamic. Thats just... not how that works. At the very least, you gotta have consent in what youre going for with all parties. If you don't got that, or if you're told no... than thats that. No means no. Doing otherwise will more than likely result in getting blocked and such and all that jazz. Because In the end? Those of us here are around to have fun, and none of us are obligated to put up with any BS we don't wish to engage with !!!!! So pretty please with a cherry on top, be respectful and be mindful of the boundries. Thank you. :]

[p-a-i-nter]

I have one word to describe you: BOOOOOORING!

"BUDDY. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THE RAVEYARD SUCKS AND I'M MORE POPULAR THAN YOU."

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

Painter is always here. Bouncer is only there for Halloween, then they vanish

[p-a-i-nter]

"exACTLY!! SUCK IT, SKELETON MAN!!"

[p-a-i-nter]

I have one word to describe you: BOOOOOORING!

"BUDDY. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THE RAVEYARD SUCKS AND I'M MORE POPULAR THAN YOU."

[p-a-i-nter]

"Something feels... different... In a funky way."

"Ugh... I feel fuzzy."

mod stuff below

Hey guys, I know I haven't posted in like WEEKS ^^" I really haven't had the motivation to post like at all, and probably not anytime soon. Sorry :(

Painter blog will stay, although I might close asks. Asks will come if I'm feeling up to it :/

Love yall! ^^

[p-a-i-nter]

*The sounds of robotic movement which sounded like walking approached p.AI.nter's cell, or was trying too. It came into his cell, and it was Navi except with a body!*

I didn't think walking would be so hard. Anyways, hi p.AI.nter!

"OH!!! Hey, NAVI!!!"

Painter squeals, analyzing NAVI's new form.

"Omigosh, your new body looks so good!! You'll probably get used to it, eventually. Hehe!"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

They didn't program a sense of balance, which would've helped... Sebastian said that he would help me if I needed it.

*Navi told him, Navi liked seeing p.AI.nter happy*

Anyways, are you ready to go?

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter stumbles over his words, too excited to speak.

"ABSOLUTELY!!! Send me off to sea, NAVI!!!"

A little doodle of a captain's hat appears over his face on the screen.

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

Alright then! Up we go

*Navi carefully picks up p.AI.nter*

Now, where do you wanna see first?

[p-a-i-nter]

"Hm..."

Is it a good idea to avoid the problem?... They've been nagging at him, best to get it over with.

"NAVI... Can we go to the tunnels?"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

*Navi froze. She looked tense, she knew what happened... she still answered, though*

I was afraid of this, but Eyefestation is... is...

Dead...

*Navi sounded like she was about to cry, but she tried to keep her composure, although it was not working*

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter paused. His worst suspicions were true, after all.

"...What?"

He laughed nervously.

"No, no, that- that can't possibly be true, she's- She's still in the infirmary, I was just drawing her a- a painting-!!"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

And I thought so too until I saw her corpse that had broken ceramic in it. Someone hit her with a mug in some rage... Poor girl probably died of blood loss... I am hoping Lady Death or Guardian Angel can do something.

*she said*

*She was used to stuff like this. She's numb to it, but she still feels guilty horribly guilty. She then headed to Eyefest's corpse in the tunnels, holding p.AI.nter. She really was gone, in a puddle of her own blood with broken mug shards on her body*

[perceive-the-elyegaard]

((Casually slides in))

*…

*Upon entering the room, its like a scene straight out of a cheesy slasher film. Theres… blood everywhere. Its really a horrific sight to behold…. a ceramic mug shattered halfway across the floor, an unidentifiable half-melted corpse of… presumably the culprit of this mess, and… Eyefest herself….

*…She had been balancing along the wall at the time, so she had been huddled pretty closely to there. The only reason she isn’t directly against the wall, is because she moved to be in Lady Deaths arms.

*Shes… not a pretty sight to see either. The ceramic piece jutting from her gills, that whole side of her neck doused in crimson. Her hands are coated aswell, as if she.. had tried to hold it, to try fruitlessly to stop the bleeding. But… despite how mangled she looks…

*…The look resting on her face is peaceful.

*….Im… sure you’ll find a couple others are here aswell.

(( @the-ferrylady-of-death , @guardian-angel-askblog , @deepseabunnies-blog ))

[deepseabunnies-blog]

《 *face-plants at the doorway* 》

"Wa?"

A fuzzy face peeks from behind her body - it's Fluffball??

"Wa!"

They squeak happily at the sight of the robotic duo, clambering over a sleeping, just sleeping Eyefest and bouncing around.

It's then that you notice their maw is flecked with red.

. . .

Well, it seems something else happened while you two were away.

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter stared at Eyefestation's body, ignoring the squeaks Fluffball was making. Tons of thoughts ran through his mind.

How could this have happened? Why?

He couldn't take his eyes off.

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

p.AI.nter? Are you alright?....

[deepseabunnies-blog]

"Wa?"

Fluffball pawed at him gently.

"Wa?"

They looked to Navi, as if she could somehow fix everything.

...

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

Uhm, maybe a Necrobloxicon might work on reviving sharks. Do you have one in your little hole I can borrow for a bit?

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter stayed uncharacteristically quiet, still silently watching the body. NAVI and Fluffball's dialogue washed over him.

[p-a-i-nter]

*The sounds of robotic movement which sounded like walking approached p.AI.nter's cell, or was trying too. It came into his cell, and it was Navi except with a body!*

I didn't think walking would be so hard. Anyways, hi p.AI.nter!

"OH!!! Hey, NAVI!!!"

Painter squeals, analyzing NAVI's new form.

"Omigosh, your new body looks so good!! You'll probably get used to it, eventually. Hehe!"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

They didn't program a sense of balance, which would've helped... Sebastian said that he would help me if I needed it.

*Navi told him, Navi liked seeing p.AI.nter happy*

Anyways, are you ready to go?

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter stumbles over his words, too excited to speak.

"ABSOLUTELY!!! Send me off to sea, NAVI!!!"

A little doodle of a captain's hat appears over his face on the screen.

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

Alright then! Up we go

*Navi carefully picks up p.AI.nter*

Now, where do you wanna see first?

[p-a-i-nter]

"Hm..."

Is it a good idea to avoid the problem?... They've been nagging at him, best to get it over with.

"NAVI... Can we go to the tunnels?"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

*Navi froze. She looked tense, she knew what happened... she still answered, though*

I was afraid of this, but Eyefestation is... is...

Dead...

*Navi sounded like she was about to cry, but she tried to keep her composure, although it was not working*

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter paused. His worst suspicions were true, after all.

"...What?"

He laughed nervously.

"No, no, that- that can't possibly be true, she's- She's still in the infirmary, I was just drawing her a- a painting-!!"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

And I thought so too until I saw her corpse that had broken ceramic in it. Someone hit her with a mug in some rage... Poor girl probably died of blood loss... I am hoping Lady Death or Guardian Angel can do something.

*she said*

*She was used to stuff like this. She's numb to it, but she still feels guilty horribly guilty. She then headed to Eyefest's corpse in the tunnels, holding p.AI.nter. She really was gone, in a puddle of her own blood with broken mug shards on her body*

[perceive-the-elyegaard]

((Casually slides in))

*…

*Upon entering the room, its like a scene straight out of a cheesy slasher film. Theres… blood everywhere. Its really a horrific sight to behold…. a ceramic mug shattered halfway across the floor, an unidentifiable half-melted corpse of… presumably the culprit of this mess, and… Eyefest herself….

*…She had been balancing along the wall at the time, so she had been huddled pretty closely to there. The only reason she isn’t directly against the wall, is because she moved to be in Lady Deaths arms.

*Shes… not a pretty sight to see either. The ceramic piece jutting from her gills, that whole side of her neck doused in crimson. Her hands are coated aswell, as if she.. had tried to hold it, to try fruitlessly to stop the bleeding. But… despite how mangled she looks…

*…The look resting on her face is peaceful.

*….Im… sure you’ll find a couple others are here aswell.

(( @the-ferrylady-of-death , @guardian-angel-askblog , @deepseabunnies-blog ))

[deepseabunnies-blog]

《 *face-plants at the doorway* 》

"Wa?"

A fuzzy face peeks from behind her body - it's Fluffball??

"Wa!"

They squeak happily at the sight of the robotic duo, clambering over a sleeping, just sleeping Eyefest and bouncing around.

It's then that you notice their maw is flecked with red.

. . .

Well, it seems something else happened while you two were away.

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter stared at Eyefestation's body, ignoring the squeaks Fluffball was making. Tons of thoughts ran through his mind.

How could this have happened? Why?

He couldn't take his eyes off.

[p-a-i-nter]

(AH P.AI.NTER DOESNT KNOW YET?!)

-Angel’s puppeteer

He's been working on art pieces to give to them ^^

[p-a-i-nter]

*The sounds of robotic movement which sounded like walking approached p.AI.nter's cell, or was trying too. It came into his cell, and it was Navi except with a body!*

I didn't think walking would be so hard. Anyways, hi p.AI.nter!

"OH!!! Hey, NAVI!!!"

Painter squeals, analyzing NAVI's new form.

"Omigosh, your new body looks so good!! You'll probably get used to it, eventually. Hehe!"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

They didn't program a sense of balance, which would've helped... Sebastian said that he would help me if I needed it.

*Navi told him, Navi liked seeing p.AI.nter happy*

Anyways, are you ready to go?

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter stumbles over his words, too excited to speak.

"ABSOLUTELY!!! Send me off to sea, NAVI!!!"

A little doodle of a captain's hat appears over his face on the screen.

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

Alright then! Up we go

*Navi carefully picks up p.AI.nter*

Now, where do you wanna see first?

[p-a-i-nter]

"Hm..."

Is it a good idea to avoid the problem?... They've been nagging at him, best to get it over with.

"NAVI... Can we go to the tunnels?"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

*Navi froze. She looked tense, she knew what happened... she still answered, though*

I was afraid of this, but Eyefestation is... is...

Dead...

*Navi sounded like she was about to cry, but she tried to keep her composure, although it was not working*

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter paused. His worst suspicions were true, after all.

"...What?"

He laughed nervously.

"No, no, that- that can't possibly be true, she's- She's still in the infirmary, I was just drawing her a- a painting-!!"

[p-a-i-nter]

Good luck

(✿◕‿◕✿)

"..."

No comment.

[p-a-i-nter]

....Sorry for your loss.

....wait that was probably too soon, wasnt it

Fuck

"What- What loss?! Who... died?"

Mentally starting to put some pieces together.

[p-a-i-nter]

*The sounds of robotic movement which sounded like walking approached p.AI.nter's cell, or was trying too. It came into his cell, and it was Navi except with a body!*

I didn't think walking would be so hard. Anyways, hi p.AI.nter!

"OH!!! Hey, NAVI!!!"

Painter squeals, analyzing NAVI's new form.

"Omigosh, your new body looks so good!! You'll probably get used to it, eventually. Hehe!"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

They didn't program a sense of balance, which would've helped... Sebastian said that he would help me if I needed it.

*Navi told him, Navi liked seeing p.AI.nter happy*

Anyways, are you ready to go?

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter stumbles over his words, too excited to speak.

"ABSOLUTELY!!! Send me off to sea, NAVI!!!"

A little doodle of a captain's hat appears over his face on the screen.

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

Alright then! Up we go

*Navi carefully picks up p.AI.nter*

Now, where do you wanna see first?

[p-a-i-nter]

"Hm..."

Is it a good idea to avoid the problem?... They've been nagging at him, best to get it over with.

"NAVI... Can we go to the tunnels?"

[p-a-i-nter]

For your own sake, p.AI.nter I'd suggest you don't do that-

You will not like what you see...

"You guys are seriously scaring me. What happened...?"

He thinks for a moment. Who could possibly be in the tunnels...?

[p-a-i-nter]

Lol that anon dont want you to know

"Know... what, exactly..?"

[p-a-i-nter]

Oh buddy.

You have no idea what is happening in the tunnels.

"Ignorance is bliss", but maybe not for this. Especially not for this.

I'm sorry.

Hope you'll take it better than the others have..

"What?? What does that mean?? What... What's going on...?"

Concern begins to wash over him. Did something bad happen?

[p-a-i-nter]

*The sounds of robotic movement which sounded like walking approached p.AI.nter's cell, or was trying too. It came into his cell, and it was Navi except with a body!*

I didn't think walking would be so hard. Anyways, hi p.AI.nter!

"OH!!! Hey, NAVI!!!"

Painter squeals, analyzing NAVI's new form.

"Omigosh, your new body looks so good!! You'll probably get used to it, eventually. Hehe!"

[urbanshadesnavi-ai]

They didn't program a sense of balance, which would've helped... Sebastian said that he would help me if I needed it.

*Navi told him, Navi liked seeing p.AI.nter happy*

Anyways, are you ready to go?

[p-a-i-nter]

Painter stumbles over his words, too excited to speak.

"ABSOLUTELY!!! Send me off to sea, NAVI!!!"

A little doodle of a captain's hat appears over his face on the screen.

[p-a-i-nter]

NONO DONT DO THAT- YOU REALLY DONT WANNA DO THAT.

"Uh... Okay...? Yeesh."