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she/they | 18+ | hockey :)

[enceladushockey]

this sums up my feelings about auston. strip the C off of him, get him out of toronto.

[olliebjorkstrand]

if you're canadian and have a son, get your kid in some pads and a helmet. he's starting goalie training right tf now.

[powerplaypressure]

mama comforting her team

[timbitshockey]

some loosely gathered thoughts on the #situation:

• people are allowed to be upset and hurt at the reminder of the fact that people they love and support have shitty beliefs and opinions. acting smug / “well you should have known” / using this as a “gotcha” for players you already didn’t like and taking glee in the pain of others is just mean. it’s mean and unhelpful and contributes nothing of value to the conversation.

• people are allowed to decide they don’t support a player or a team or the sport over this. people are allowed to decide they still support players or teams despite this. neither of those people have the moral high ground over the other.

• “my guy would never” and “your favourite player sucks too” are both unhelpful and contribute to the vibe that morality is just another tool in the fandom wars playbook and not genuine real life hurt and growth. who is safe to stan and unproblematic faves and teams someone can root for that make them a bad person are fandom issues. i personally am not upset about fandom issues. i am upset about the real world. i think whittling this stuff down to fandom wars feels safer because it feels like maybe something we can actually affect or make change in, but ultimately nobody’s minds are being changed by snarky text posts on tumblr. if you only talk about carter hart when your team loses to vgk, i don’t know that i believe you really care about the issue at hand. real life > fandom.

• we are all being parasocial. the nature of fandom of real people is going to be at least a little bit parasocial by default. we all watched the same video essays and we are all aware of what it means. the word parasocial is not a discussion-ender the way some people act like it is.

• we are not each other’s enemies no matter where in this discourse you end up landing. stop aiming at each other. if someone’s opinions upset or annoy you, block, unfollow, mute. it’s hard enough to be a hockey fan and we don’t need to be making it harder for each other.

[mediacircuspod]

“Everything is so political”. Sir you are going to The Politicians house. To watch The Politician speak. About politics. About BAD BAD BAD politics.

[alexis-everafter]

🎀 Hockey Imagine 🎀

Imagine you meet Quinn Hughes and punch him in the face. Imagine Jack Hughes tries to come to his brother’s rescue and you punch him the face too. Imagine you’re escaping in your getaway car and run over both the Tkachuk brothers ✨🫶💕

[riotforbear]

i don't bite i don't bite!!!!

[p-arty31]

i take back every nice thing i've ever said about am34 and those fuckass hughes brothers. i was under a spell

[tjarry]

hang it in the louvre

[p-arty31]

cried for the first time this world is so sick

[coconutsxx]

I think it's the fact that like...you were supposed to be our captain. you were the one who was supposed to break the curse. you were the one who was going to save us and you couldn't, and its not your fault but it hurts that you wanted to leave. we weren't good enough for you and we all knew it, but it still hurts that you knew it too.

[prettyimpossiblelady]

this is all jt miller's fault when you think about it

[p-arty31]

downloaded the sims im gonna make the owners of the canucks as sims and im gonna torture them

[coachspet]

the press statement actually fucking blames quinn. pathetic. the canucks front office is pathetic

[coachspet]

“With the circumstances surrounding JT and now Quinn, we are fortunate to acquire these very good young players from Minnesota.”

there were no circumstances surrounding quinn. the greatest player in canucks history fell into your laps at 7th overall and you failed to build a roster around him. he gave you his blood and his body day in day out. you (rutherford) specifically stoked the speculation around him when he never said anything in public about wanting to leave. pathetic. it’s just pathetic

[p-arty31]

screaming crying throwing up shitting my pants like what the FUCK

[p-arty31]

i was gonna get a black skate hughes jersey for christmas and bedazzle it

[springsides]

fuck my stupid chungus life