emmy blotnick

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Meet the Women Who Make the Men of Late Night Funny

We talked to six late-night TV writers about the joys and challenges of the most high-pressure writer's rooms.

I’m in this article with a buncha great ladies! I also write for women!

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This lineup is so good it makes me want to weep. If you’re in LA, get tickets!

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If you're on Snapchat, hey, take a break from photographing your dick to watch me talk about poop! It's on Comedy Central's Discover channel.

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MONDAY December 14th!!

Tickets: http://hottub.nightout.com

Poster designed by Garrett Ross

More Hot Tub:

@HotTub_Show

http://www.facebook.com/HotTubShow

Instagram: hottub_show*

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I’m guest hosting this great thing tonight. Come to it!

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Monday June 15th!  Tickets: http://hottub.nightout.com  More Hot Tub: @HotTub_Show http://www.facebook.com/HotTubShow Instagram: hottub_show* Poster by Garrett Ross

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I was a guest on this very delightful podcast with Jesse Thorn and Jordan Morris. Give ’er a listen!

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Never stop crushing it, Cosmo.

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Last night I was standing near Jack White’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and overheard two tourists say, “Oh my god, they messed it up -- it’s Jack BLACK!” 

Because you know how sometimes they just “mess it up” and the famous person is like “Eh, close enough, leave it.”

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This could be us but you plankton.

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This is the most sarcastic "Out Of Business" sign I've ever seen.

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The Weird Fruit Talk Show featuring Matt Koff and A Durian Fruit

We made this last summer when durian fruit were readily available in Chinatown. I think it's the weirdest taste I've ever tasted.

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I bombed in front of a bunch of dogs. Please enjoy.

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Every meal I make myself looks like Snoopy's Thanksgiving spread: Toast, popcorn, jelly beans, pretzels.

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Hershey's Miniatures are like members of a boy band who can't pull of solo careers.

Krackle, Mr. Goodbar and Special Dark = Lance Bass, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick.

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Whoooooa, a lemon wedge Whoo-ooa! Lemon on a ledge Take my wedge, and we'll put it on a ledge Whoo-ooa! Lemon on a ledge LEMON ON A LEEEEEDGE!

(sing to the tune of "Livin' on a Prayer," in case that's not obvious.)

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This is not a job I want.