A nerd's HUD on life.

A blog filled with geeky content and the occasional rant. Fancy.

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je suis fatigay

[p1jake]

sea-crit base 2.0

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Wowie~

jake rly you couldn’t ask me to my face. god dammit jake

fine then I’ll play your game. you. you mONSTER

You are my:[] Acquaintance [] Friend[] Stranger[x] Boyfriend/Girlfriend[] Love Interest[x] Best Friend[] Enemy[] Nemesis[] Other

I think you’re:[] Ugly[] Ok[x] Pretty like a pretty princess[x] Beautiful like a beautiful pRINCESS[] Gorgeous[] Sexy[] Hot[x] Cute

We should:[] Fight[x] Fuck up some dweebs and push them in trash cans[x] Kiss[] Make love [x] Text[x] Watch films very bad romantic anime[x] Talk

I:[] Like You[] Hate You[x] Love You … IT WOULD BE A BIT AWKWARD IF I DIDN’T[] Think you’re …

I secretly:[] Hate You[] Love You[] Like You[] Dislike You[x] Think You’re … actually 5 years old. are you not telling me something?

Should you reblog this?[x] Yes, make yourself look like a dweeb[] No

[p1jake]

seeekrit bayse

[p1jake]

3ds with new cute xmas gifts from the bae ~ <3

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Is your boyfriend also an ace? Are you, collectively, a pair of aces?

yes

[p1jake]

people hate us at card games

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jake has a 3DS fetish pass it on

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update: new 3DS’s > girlfriends (according to jake)

[p1jake]

.... >:c

... no

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You and your boyfriend really like Smash Bros., huh?

He fucking loves it, like, fuck, he’s in love with the ‘bros as much as he’s in love with me. He fucking LOVES smash.

I don’t care for it, personally, since I’m not much of a fighting game fan. But the hype right now? So hype.

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update: smash was his first love in life

[p1jake]

... 

I don't love it THAT much >:c

not as much as you, at least

[p1jake]

Spent half an entire day talking with my favorite nerd of all time.

Had a wonderful time with you and I hope to make even more amazing memories together!

Love you babe~! <3

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I just wrote a smut blurb for a webkin

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With a quick motion, Party Hamster starts to undress RK9. “No panties?” Party Hamster smirked, looking at the exposed dog. “Heheh… maybe…” RK9 giggled seductively. ”I, I’m a virgin…” RK9 whispered sheepishly. “Oh… well, I’ll just teach...

[p1jake]

going to and coming home from work like 

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I MEASSURED MYSELF APPARENTLY I’M 5’2ISH

ISH

MAYBE MORE LIKE 5’1

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

[p1jake]

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/916087-mad-stalker/69796248

Sorry bae, the boards have spoken.

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What stupid thing did you collect, yo?

pokemon plush. if that counts.

or rocks. I collected straight-up, boring-ass rocks. and fucking pieces of tree bark.

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I’ve gotten to a point in my life where I go on dates in webkinz

[p1jake]

wow what a coincidence. you just HAPPENED to reblog that SAME ask thing from me! wow. how. what are the chances of that. wow.

Right!? Who would've thought!?

You are my:[] Acquaintance [] Friend[] Stranger[X] Boyfriend/Girlfriend[X] Love Interest because archetypes![X] Best Friend[] Enemy[] Nemesis[] Other

I think you’re:[] Ugly[] Ok[X] Pretty[X] Beautiful [X] Gorgeous[] Sexy[] Hot[X] Cute

Don't ever change yourself, you're beautiful the way you are.

We should:[X] Fight our enemies together![X] Fuck them up.[X] Kiss[] Make love [X] Text[X] Watch films as our foes flee in terror.[X] Talk

I:[X] Like You the way you are.[] Hate You[X] Love You and everything about you.[X] Think you’re … one of the coolest people I've ever met, and have had the pleasure of getting to know and grow close to you.

I secretly:[] Hate You[X] Love You wait that's not a secret oh well[] Like You[] Dislike You[] Think You’re … 

Should you reblog this?[X] Yes I mean Wynaut?[] No

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Put 'wow' in my ask box and I'll reply with

[p1jake]

You are my: [] Acquaintance [] Friend [] Stranger [] Boyfriend/Girlfriend [] Love Interest [] Best Friend [] Enemy [] Nemesis [] Other

I think you’re: [] Ugly [] Ok [] Pretty [] Beautiful [] Gorgeous [] Sexy [] Hot [] Cute

We should: [] Fight [] Fuck [] Kiss [] Make love [] Text [] Watch films [] Talk

I: [] Like You [] Hate You [] Love You [] Think you’re …

I secretly: [] Hate You [] Love You [] Like You [] Dislike You [] Think You’re …

Should you reblog this? [] Yes [] No

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Wowie~

jake rly you couldn’t ask me to my face. god dammit jake

fine then I’ll play your game. you. you mONSTER

You are my:[] Acquaintance [] Friend[] Stranger[x] Boyfriend/Girlfriend[] Love Interest[x] Best Friend[] Enemy[] Nemesis[] Other

I think you’re:[] Ugly[] Ok[x] Pretty like a pretty princess[x] Beautiful like a beautiful pRINCESS[] Gorgeous[] Sexy[] Hot[x] Cute

We should:[] Fight[x] Fuck up some dweebs and push them in trash cans[x] Kiss[] Make love [x] Text[x] Watch films very bad romantic anime[x] Talk

I:[] Like You[] Hate You[x] Love You … IT WOULD BE A BIT AWKWARD IF I DIDN’T[] Think you’re …

I secretly:[] Hate You[] Love You[] Like You[] Dislike You[x] Think You’re … actually 5 years old. are you not telling me something?

Should you reblog this?[x] Yes, make yourself look like a dweeb[] No

[p1jake]

Wowie to the yaoiest degree!

Thank, my love. x1mill