christmas starters pt. 2 !!
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ββ Oh, my gosh, itβs snowing! ββ
ββ Donβt hang that there! Are you crazy?!Β ββ
ββ Itβs Christmas, donβt be so down. Have fun! ββ
ββ Are you sure you have enough to buy that for him/her? It is pretty expensive, and you donβt get your next paycheck til the week after Christmas.Β ββ
ββ Care for a little bit of Christmas songs? No? Well, too bad! ββ
ββ Okay, who spiked the eggnog?! ββ
ββ Please donβt act crazy like you did last Christmasβ¦ that was a disaster. ββ
ββ Hey, in my defense, I had too much sugar, alright?! ββ
ββ What are you doing? Get down from there before you tangle yourself in the lights! ββ
ββ SANTA CLAUS IS ON FIRE!!Β ββΒ Β
ββΒ Maybe having an inflatable snowman next to our spiked fence wasnβt such a good idea. ββ
ββ Weβre out of cookies, but do you think Santa will settle for a salad? ββ
ββ No, no, no, youβre supposed to put the lights on BEFORE the ornaments! ββ
ββ Worst. Christmas. EVER. ββ
ββ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ββ
ββ Y'know how you get a bit crazy on Christmas Eve? Yeah, donβt do that this year.Β ββ Β
ββ This is the best Christmas Iβve ever had in my entire lifeβ¦ββ
ββ You missed the present-opening! ββ
ββ Time to open up the gifts! ββ
ββ You know what would be a great way to end this night? You and me, our clothes on the bedroom floorβ¦ get what Iβm hinting at? ββ
ββ This is the ugliest sweater Iβve ever wornβ¦ I love it! ββ
ββ I just want to make someone else have a good Christmas. ββ
ββ We canβt really afford anything good this Christmasβ¦ ββ
ββ No, youβre dressing up as Santa this year for the kids. ββ
ββ Merry Chrysler! ββ
ββ When did this turn into an ugly sweater party? ββ
ββ Please, please, please ignore that mistletoe ββ
ββ This is way too strong! there are children here, you know? ββ
ββ Isnβt it weird, not celebrating with your family? ββ Β Β Β Β
ββ Will you come sit on santa claus/mrs. clausβ lap? ββ
ββ Have you been naughty? ββ
ββ Come on! give me a hint for what my present is! ββ
ββ This is the worst christmas party ever. ββ
ββ You seriously want to order in tonight? are you an idiot? ββ Β Β
ββ Merry christmas, asshole ββ Β Β
ββ Try not to behave like a slut this time, alright?ββΒ Β Β











