& Then There Were None

[jiangshuvv]

The oldest vampire prince and his newlywed husband who is not yet two hundred years old.

The setting: afraid of sunlight (but not that afraid, just finds it annoying), and has red eyes (when feeding or angry). Mike is one of the very first vampires but has been sleeping, sleeping, sleeping, sleeping, sleeping—so he missed a lot. He wakes up and finds himself completely broke. Humans and vampires coexist peacefully. Technology has advanced. Cheaper, better-tasting synthetic blood is now available. "Where am I? Is this still before Christ?"

Harvey is a young vampire who was turned less than two hundred years ago. One of his jobs is to help maintain the assets of vampires who have been sleeping all this time.

[heartsuits]

[iris-main]

Suits is crazy because. Rachel. You do not want to be with him. You want to BE him. And Mike you do not want to be with Rachel. You want a port in the storm of Harvey.

[pace37]

i love when people just get it.

[jeaniefranklins]

Sex scene as character study is so good. What is your relationship to your body? What is your relationship to your partner? What lessons have you absorbed from the culture about yourself as a sexual being? How much do you have to trust someone before being comfortable with intimacy? What fears and insecurities come to the fore for you when you take your clothes off? It's so good.

[heartsuits]

[pace37]

i have so many feelings about this it makes me unwell.

[ignoretendernesses]

i’m doing a suits rewatch and i cannot stand these gays oh my GOD.? mike and harvey would genuinely be engaging in less homosexual behaviour if they straight up had sex

[housethatalwaysrains]

marvey has lowkey taken over my brain

[forestdykie]

I love s1 Marvey. What do you mean Harvey is a straight up sugar daddy for mike?

Like yeah you need to pay for your dinner? Don't worry he's got it

Mike needs new suits, here you go you can see his favorite designer

Mike fucks up over and over again? Don't worry Harvey already has it handled

Mike gets caught snooping in a rival law firm? Don't worry harvey will pay to get him out

Like bromance exists yall but it isn't whatever the FUCK IS HAPPENING BETWEEN THEM

[tilldeathmylove]

Mike’s little, “Harvey, behave.” OMFG. kiss me.

[doubleabatteriez]

Suits is literally just Mike messing up, Harvey saving his ass every single time, then Mike doing something good/getting back at Harvey, and Harvey looking at him like he holds up the stars huh

[buginateacup]

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

[inyourorbitx]

@the-communist-unicorn peak comment

[pace37]

[rvspecter]

[heartsuits]

[nerddlover67]

sometimes i forget people watch suits for like the writing and the plot and the dialogue and the romanticization of the corporate hustle. ok ig me too but most importantly the yaoi foreplay??... like we are NOT the same.

[ishkabibblethings]

[pace37]

need you to know i couldnt stop thinking abt one for the money and cage the elephant’s halo. every time i listen to them now my mind’s just a montage of your fic. absolutely amazing thanks

dude. that's incredible. i wish suits gave us more casual clothes versions of these characters so i could try and make the sizzle reel that lives rent free in my head - and of course cage the elephant is the track for it. i really need to get back to writing the next installment... thank you for the boost!