“I have no idea what the hell you’re on about, but I don’t think you could actually put on makeup without looking like shit. It’s harder than you think, you know.”
{{✹}};; “ ‘scuse you, mallowmar, but i’m sirius black. it’s actually impossible for me to look like shit. i can only be slightly less attractive than usual. makeup? bleh, not my style, but i’d be in it for the hair. i want to be a long-haired wizard god with a beautiful mane and beard.”














