the brightest star in the sky

sirius black. the man, the myth, the legend. if you haven't heard of me, i can promise you your girlfriend has.

[mck-tt-n]

“I have no idea what the hell you’re on about, but I don’t think you could actually put on makeup without looking like shit. It’s harder than you think, you know.”

[padfccts]

{{✹}};;      “ ‘scuse you, mallowmar, but i’m sirius black. it’s actually impossible for me to look like shit. i can only be slightly less attractive than usual. makeup? bleh, not my style, but i’d be in it for the hair. i want to be a long-haired wizard god with a beautiful mane and beard.”

[wariswonhq]

“I believe you mean cosmetologist,” Ted chuckled. “And it’s not easy. My cousin had to go to beauty school for it.”

[padfccts]

{{✹}};;    “is that it? i can’t say i was paying attention. you have to go to school for that shit? that’s bollocks, just making people look good? damn. and here i thought i’d be a shoe-in cosmadungis. i can get away with most things by at least attempting, looking good while doing it, and skating by on said looks and charm.”

[princess-with-a-double-life]

“What was that? I couldn’t hear you over the fact that I am trying to study.”

[padfccts]

  {{✹}};;      “studying’s bollocks. c’mere, evans. lemme fix up your hair so i can be a cosmawhosits.”

[flower-of-slytherin]

“You sure are conceded aren’t you, Sirius? And Benjy told me it was cosmetologists that do makeup and hair.”

[padfccts]

     {{✹}};;      “am i? last time i checked, dicking around wasn’t being conceited. but, if i were bragging about my perfect hair and immaculate physique, then yes. that’d be conceited--would ‘ya look at that? i’m being conceited right now. a defintion, and an example for you, love. aren’t i a doll?       oh, shit! cosmetologists--that’s it! fuck if i remember what it was. but i might as well be one. y’do hair and things and bam, you’re done. no problem.”

[padfccts]

   {{✹}};;        “Oi, look. I’m a cosmopolatist. Or whatever the fuck you call them muggle folk that do hair and makeup ‘n shit. Shit’s easy.”