[vahkarianmoved]

favorite video games → mass effect 2 (2010) the collectors are about to find out what happens when you piss me off.

[ava-deb]

Marta Cabrera + outfits

[aliciavikander]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 2019– | 2.07 The Return

[lostberryqueen]

Mrs. Coulter: Your father’s a dumbass and an asshole because he didn’t tell you who your father is.

Lyra: Who’s my mother?

Mrs. Coulter:

Mrs. Coulter: It could be anyone really. Someone in this room, someone not in this room. How do you expect me to know, really? Your father was a complete slut. 

[levamplestat]

Nadja and Laszlo in What We Do in the Shadows 2.03: Brain Scramblies.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

Me as doctor

Other doctor: “Now, gently dab around the wound”

me:

[yennefairr]

are you yennefer of vengerberg af? 2/3

[theballadofmars]

I love how A very Potter Musical is the exact opposite of what jk rowling represents.

Dumbledore is gay, but she isn't going to actually give us the represantion? Fuck that, Dumbledore is the "Move, I'm gay" type. Also Remus and Sirius are dating and they travel together after A very potter sequel. Seamus and Dean got married.

Voldemort can't love? Mmm, no. Change that. Voldemort leaves his evil plans and his desire to kill Harry to live a happy life with Quirrel, because he loves his husband.

Slytherins are bad? The houses are against each other? Bullshit. In the end, the four houses support Harry and fight together against Voldemort.

Snape died as a hero and Harry names his son after him? In this universe Snape is portrayed as the "nice guy". And also we have Remus saying to him that he's sorry for everything that happen when they were kids, but Snape shouldn't treat his students like this. Also, Albus now is Albus Scarfy Potter, named after the Scarf of sexual preference, husband of the Sorting hat.

Draco doesn't have a redemption arc? What if, instead, Draco helps Harry, Ron and Hermione in the end and they team up together to save Hogwarts?

Jk Rowling doesn't let her books go and still tries to get more and more money from the franchise? A very potter senior year goes about how everything ends at some moment, and Harry has to deal with the fact that, someday, he's going to have a normal life, without dark lords to destroy.

Also, we have a poster of Zac Efron, Umbridge being ICONIC, and the whole saga being writting by Gilderoy Lockhart.

What I'm saying is go and stan A very potter musical. Jk doesn't get any benefit from these musicals. That musicals aren't perfect, they have mistakes, but are magic too.

[cabbagesandkings]

It’s been years since I read TID, but this book is giving me all the feels.

[cesaray]

[just-something-miraculous-deact]

Gabriel Lightwood: Wait, I’m confused. Are you in love with Tessa Gray or James Carstairs?

Will Herondale: Yes.

[exycourts]

lets play a game i like to call “Is Will Jealous Of Tessa Marrying Jem or Of Jem Marrying Tessa?”

[avatricist]

villanelle and eve vs themselves

[cannibalchicken]

[sashayed]

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

aziraphale, an angel who dresses like a nerdy homebody: has been going to gay clubs since they were called molly houses, has tried every drug under the sun, constantly has the word ‘fuck’ bubbling under the surface

crowley, a demon who dresses like a yuppie playboy: socially anxious plant dad, takes a lot of naps, scared of trying anything harder than weed and even then he doesn’t venture away from indicas, language rated pg-13 and he says gosh

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

please meet my newest quarantine project: taylor swift playlists categorized by the development of my favorite motifs and themes in her songs!

can you see right through me? : songs about seeing others and being seen or known.

this is a big world, that was a small town : the romanticization of city life from her younger songs, the fresh new excitement of moving to a big city combined with the loneliness, the realization that the city has only become a fishbowl as more eyes are on her, her lover as the city.

i pace like a ghost : songs about being haunted or feeling like a ghost

2 a.m. who do you love? : staying up late, her most romantic moments happening first late in the night because she can’t sleep, then because it’s the most private time she has

i don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you : beginning with the romanticization of a secret relationship until she realizes just how draining it is to keep secrets

oh, i remember : for better or worse, she’s always remembering!

it rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone : ALL the songs mentioning rain!

love’s a game, wanna play? : love as a game, mostly sarcastically

the worthwhile fight : the passion and fighting in her earlier relationships, until she realizes the person she loves is involved in the fight with her not against her.

in dreams i meet you in warm conversation : meeting her lover in dreams

we can follow the sparks, i’ll drive : he drives, she drives, her mom drives. everyone’s driving

would you run away with me? : asking someone to run away with her, find privacy somewhere. first, in fantasies, then asking someone to genuinely follow her around the world

i don’t want you like a best friend : taylor’s take on the friends to lovers trope

up in my room and our slates are clean : taylor’s room starts as a very childish place, and somewhere she goes to fantasize about love. it then becomes the only private place she has between her and her lover, it becomes a sanctuary.