Trouble in Diamonds

Lucille Ayris. A name you won't soon forget. I was born in Blackpool, UK, in 1912, and I've been a dreamer, a lover, a loser, a foolish woman, a success, and so much more. They say, "don't judge a book by its cover", and that saying was coined because of me. Try to read me like your favorite book, I dare you.

[pagesofsin]

This city is fascinating.

[bryce-cumberbatch]

That's not good...

[bryce-cumberbatch]

Mr. Rogers of course, and Sesame Street. 

[pagesofsin]

All those kid shows.

[artyrofvices-deactivated2014102]

Yes, yes,

[artyrofvices-deactivated2014102]

Lovely, I’m sure he enjoyed it. If they were willing, it wouldn’t be fun for us and they’d just be a piece of furniture. It gives us something to do, it’s just tiring when they don’t seem to get that we won’t stop until they do. Honestly, I have better things to drink about, more pressing ideals than a slave. Love, if you’re trying to impress me or goad me into conversation, stop trying. You’ll have a better chance than what you’re doing now.

[pagesofsin]

Why do you think I'm always trying to impress you, Felix? We're too old for the petty games that the humans play. What is it you expect? Me to giggle and twirl my hair around my finger as you tell some stupid joke? If you want that, go talk to the humans because I don't do that. Maybe I was just looking for an excuse to drink and that was the most convenient. 

[pagesofsin]

It doesn't look like there are any new slaves here.

[yourdivineangel-deactivated2013]

Not at all, hence the cell.

[pagesofsin]

Unclaimed is a good look on you.

[jeremyryancarter-deactivated201]

Behave, Behave, Behave

Jeremy repeated quietly to himself as he stared out into the hall, past the bars of his cell.

[pagesofsin]

Finally learn your lesson?

[bryce-cumberbatch]

That's not good...

[bryce-cumberbatch]

I don’t have a mom and dad. You could still call them if you want. 

[pagesofsin]

So who told you to avoid talking to strangers?

[artyrofvices-deactivated2014102]

Yes, yes,

[artyrofvices-deactivated2014102]

Or… we would know them if we stopped asking ourselves because it’s already been stated that we don’t know the answers so it’s rather pointless to be repeating the same stupid act over and over again. There’s also an easy solution to all of that: put them back into place. Ta da! There it’s fixed and no more strenuous thinking.

[pagesofsin]

I beat that slave for a reason. I know sometimes we need to show them their place. I wish they were more willing to submit. It makes more work for us. These slaves drive me to drink.

[bryce-cumberbatch]

That's not good...

[bryce-cumberbatch]

I’m seven and a half actually. 

[pagesofsin]

What a monumental improvement. Should I phone mommy and daddy for a parent teacher conference?

[bryce-cumberbatch]

That's not good...

[bryce-cumberbatch]

Yup. Sorry, I don’t share personal things with strangers. 

[pagesofsin]

How old are you? Five?

[artyrofvices-deactivated2014102]

Yes, yes,

[artyrofvices-deactivated2014102]

Ask away darlin’ but if you don’t know the answer, I doubt speaking to yourself will get far with results. 

[pagesofsin]

I mostly wonder why the slaves aren't more accommodating to us. They seem to be forgetful of their place. I guess some things we'll never know.

[bryce-cumberbatch]

That's not good...

[bryce-cumberbatch]

I messed up. 

[pagesofsin]

Very specific.

[bryce-cumberbatch]

That's not good...

[bryce-cumberbatch]

I broke it. 

[pagesofsin]

How?

[artyrofvices-deactivated2014102]

Yes, yes,

All very entertaining, and all fucking boring as hell. Does anyone actually have interesting things to say here? Or are this place like one of those packs so turned in on itself they can’t see the degradation and regression of their minds. They find the weather amusing. Where’s the real fun?

[pagesofsin]

I've been asking myself the same question.

[bryce-cumberbatch]

That's not good...

This isn’t healing nicely.

[pagesofsin]

What did you o to it?

[pattinson-mcguinness]

[love1737love]

[pagesofsin]

Give it to me Straight