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[over-sleep]

[copperbadge]

….moosh moosh moosh….

[incidentalcomics]

[meindraws]

Six Fanarts + @nyazuline‘s Expression Meme Choices Edition

Thank you to everyone for your suggestions!

[despazito]

i did it

[lebenvontrouvaille]

Glennon Doyle: #TheGolf

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[riovidalll]

avalance fic recs?? it’s so hard to find good ones

i agree. here’s my top ten list:

right to the top, don’t hold backyou make me smile (please stay for awhile now)and i will stumble and fall (i’m still learning to love)stitching up the loose threads of my soulthen why am i on your mindall the misfits and us (ho ho ho)my girl, we’ve got nothing to losewendy and peter panava’s how-to guide to avoiding office romance (or: how to ruin a dream)and miles to go

hope that helps!

[justqueeerious-deactivated20220]

YES MA’AM YOU MAY SMASH MA’AM

[doggosource]

[paging123]

Awe

[riovidalll]

I was down at the pier to watch the fireworks last night with my family. It was mostly families and elderly couples there and freezing tits. When down the pier come these two women. I do a double-take because I thought one of them was Sara Lance while the other looks like the blonde from National Treasure. Anyways they're bumping into each other and laughing -just giving off first date vibes. I'm internally screaming "GAY!😍" It's 30 seconds to midnight when Sara pulls blondie into a hug.

congrats to irl avalance on their love

[riovidalll]

oh my gay!!!! I was at the airport picking up my bro and there was this woman standing and pacing back and forth at the bottom of the escalators. she had a bunch of signs in her hands and she looked so nervous. just as my bro grabs his crap from baggage claim, i see sign girl light up as another woman clearly just off a flight makes eye contact with her. flight gurl then starts jockeying to get down quickly but there a bunch o ppl. ends up jumping onto the up escalators to hawl ass to sign girl.

(2/2)meanwhile sign girl has started playing Christmas carols and this is the best part. she recreated the sign scene from that British Christmas movie with Emma Thompson and Snape and Elizabeth Swan! sign girl has flipped two cards by the time her flight love has magically gone down the up escalators. Flight gurl puts her hands on sign girls face, then picks her up making sign girl drop all her cards and kisses her!!! she kissed her! I think I just witnessed a real life gay Hallmark holiday movie.

[riovidalll]

Hot nurse anon w/ update, parkour date hasn't happened yet. Anyhow a friend of mine convinced me to try a menstrual cup. U know where this is going. Well I did a dry run with it. Was like "Oh! This isn't awful." I left it in for a bit to adjust. Welp. It went too high and I couldn't get it out. I tried for an hour. Had to go to the urgent care and prayed hot nurse wasn't there. She was. Guess who had to fish that bad boy out of me - not how I imagined having her fingers in me for the 1st time.

THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT I HAVE EVER READ

[riovidalll]

clown anon back again: this time my clown friend texted me asking if i wanted a ouija board. turns out her girlfriend won't let her back into their apartment until she gets rid of it. so i guess i'm driving an hour in each direction to take this cursed object off her hands so she doesn't stay in a fast food joint all night playing chicken with her girlfriend over it.

can i PLEASE have a drink with clown friend she sounds so chaotic

[riovidalll]

Nurse-stitches Anon here! I got my stitches out today and the hot nurse was the one who took them out. We were chatting about how I do parkour and she said she's always been interested in trying so I told her to come with me. We now have a parkour date coming up! Fuck yeah!!

IF I DONT GET WEEKLY UPDATES ON THIS I WILL COME FIND YOU, FORCE YOU TO BE MY FRIEND, AND GO ON DOUBLE DATES WITH YOU AND HOT NURSE

[riovidalll]

Met this girl on Tinder, she was shy in the beginning until soccer came up, then we started watching every World Cup game 2gthr via text. After months, kept wondering why the fuck hasn't she asked me out - she's super 4rd, and I asked her out 2 drinks. Turns out we don't live in the same city, or the same time zone, or same country. We laughed bcz she knew the whole time & I was a uselss gay. Impulsively I asked her out 2 spend a week w/me at a destin8n wedding as our 1st date. She said yes.

omfg

[riovidalll]

Sending positive vibes your way. Here's my anecdote to distract you for a moment. Tonight I had peak dumbass energy and ended up needing sutures. I was making jokes about the sitch because it was SO stupid and making the nurses laugh -LONG day for 'em. Well the nurse who was suturing me (super hot) was giving me advice on how to minimize scarring (it's my face). She then goes, "Don't worry dudes dig scars." 2 which I said, "do chicks?" She replied, "Oh hell yeah, I do. I mean, yeah chicks do."

OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCK THE HOT NURSE 

[thebeautyofrussia]

Traditional russian folk painting, by  Sasha Vinogradova