Siren/Sailor sentence starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“Won’t you come swim with me?~”
“I can tempt you with just my voice.”
“ ♪ One day, someone will satisfy me♩♫ A mysterious sailor maybe♪♫”
“Is there a sailor looking at me?~”
“Aww are you afraid to leave your little boat?”
“If a man/woman/person could swim these rough waves, I’d give them anything they wanted…”
“Honey, you’ve never met anyone like me before.”
“I’ve never been with a sailor before…”
“You look strong, but I don’t think you could handle me~”
“How lonely…I wish someone would take my pain away.”
“I can’t swim! Someone save me!”
“Look into my eyes and tell me that you don’t want me.”
“I can show you where the treasure is.”
“Don’t pretend that some part of you doesn’t want to walk the plank.”
“You have lovely eyes, I wish I could see them up close.”
“I see how it is…you sailors stay on your boat because you can’t swim.”
“Have you ever been with a mermaid/merman/merperson before?”
“That’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen…”
“Is there someone down in the water..?”
“Look at him/her/them…I’ve never seen a finer creature in all the seven seas.”
“I’ll never be stupid enough to jump into that water.”
“Are you a mermaid/merman/merperson?”
“I’d love to join you, but I can’t swim.”
“I’ve never had sex underwater before…”
“We’ve been at sea for eight months. I’d do just about anyone right now.”
“Why don’t you come up here?”
“I don’t even care if she’s/he’s/they’re trying to kill me…I need to get down there.”
“You don’t see men/women/people like that on dry land…”
“Not interested in mermaids/mermen/merpeople, but I’d kill for a beer right now.”
“It looks like there’s a storm coming…”
“I don’t have time for this.”
“For a liar, you’re very beautiful.”
“I’m not going to jump to my death! Not even for…flawless skin, or…perfect lips–wAIT”
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