Puter

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HEYA!! I’m Painter - or Z-779 if you wanna be weird - and I’m here now :D

Information? UHHHH I’m a sentient AI stuck in the Blacksite. I also draw :]

Any pronouns, but you’re safe w he/it!

Mod blog: @vanitythevantropist

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puter

Puter :]

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Painter you are my son and you have no choice in the matter. I love my puter

Aw okay :D

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*An expendable comes in dragging the corpse of their teammate behind them, looking pissed..*

“Stupid motherfucker died to Eyefestation because they were too stupid to NOT flash the damn thing while your little buddy locked us in a room with it.. I gotta revive him, just because it’s fucking boring doing a run solo.. Got anything to restart his heart? He died maybe a couple doors ago..”

"Hmmm... I got a defibrillator. Though it doesn't ACTUALLY restart the heart, just uses localized time travel to bring them back to a time they were alive."

He wagged his tail, bringing attention to the defib in his tail.

"Can give it to ya for 500 research."

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I’m not sorry for that btw :]

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Ash: Ever played Fireboy and Watergirl???

(OOC: hehehehehe >:3)

I have yeah :D I uh got bored of it before I could play it with anyone else but y’knoowww

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THIS is a reminder.

Oh yeah!

*Shoots someone*

Thanks!

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P4INT3R.

C4N Y0U ST0P GUNN1NG M3 D0WN. F0R 0N3 S3C0ND. I JUST W4NT TH4T CRYST4L DUD3 PL3AS3..

-suspisously expendable shaped person

NO, FUCK YOU

*Guns you down again*

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If only I had arms and a stick so I could poke you with my stick :[

@painter-offical

After everything I’ve been subjected to, being poked with a stick is very much preferred.

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*High-pitched excitable noises*

[navigation-ai-offical]

That was NOT an incentive to do it. Do not.

>…

with or without arms.

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No you gave me consent, as soon as I get arms, I’m gonna find you :]

[navigation-ai-offical]

Do NOT. And not to mention my “body” is a large machine. I do not believe you would be capable of much.

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Vivi, you underestimate my creativity <3

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Navigation AI.

And your creativity is a nuisance disguised as pixels over a canvas.

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Yeah yeah whatever tsundere

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What

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Oh, right, you’re ✨old✨

[navigation-ai-offical]

If only I had arms and a stick so I could poke you with my stick :[

@painter-offical

After everything I’ve been subjected to, being poked with a stick is very much preferred.

[painter-offical]

*High-pitched excitable noises*

[navigation-ai-offical]

That was NOT an incentive to do it. Do not.

>…

with or without arms.

[painter-offical]

No you gave me consent, as soon as I get arms, I’m gonna find you :]

[navigation-ai-offical]

Do NOT. And not to mention my “body” is a large machine. I do not believe you would be capable of much.

[painter-offical]

Vivi, you underestimate my creativity <3

[navigation-ai-offical]

Navigation AI.

And your creativity is a nuisance disguised as pixels over a canvas.

[painter-offical]

Yeah yeah whatever tsundere

[navigation-ai-offical]

If only I had arms and a stick so I could poke you with my stick :[

@painter-offical

After everything I’ve been subjected to, being poked with a stick is very much preferred.

[painter-offical]

*High-pitched excitable noises*

[navigation-ai-offical]

That was NOT an incentive to do it. Do not.

>…

with or without arms.

[painter-offical]

No you gave me consent, as soon as I get arms, I’m gonna find you :]

[navigation-ai-offical]

Do NOT. And not to mention my “body” is a large machine. I do not believe you would be capable of much.

[painter-offical]

Vivi, you underestimate my creativity <3

[navigation-ai-offical]

If only I had arms and a stick so I could poke you with my stick :[

@painter-offical

After everything I’ve been subjected to, being poked with a stick is very much preferred.

[painter-offical]

*High-pitched excitable noises*

[navigation-ai-offical]

That was NOT an incentive to do it. Do not.

>…

with or without arms.

[painter-offical]

No you gave me consent, as soon as I get arms, I’m gonna find you :]

[navigation-ai-offical]

If only I had arms and a stick so I could poke you with my stick :[

@painter-offical

After everything I’ve been subjected to, being poked with a stick is very much preferred.

[painter-offical]

*High-pitched excitable noises*

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SO_YOU'RE_LIKE_A_BIRD…

DO_YOU_PREEN?

@void-in-hazmat

-Crovis looked surprised at this question-

"Oh well. Hello to u too!"

-They chuckle-

"Yes, I do, I have too. Both in crow form and my normal. Hope that satisfied ur curiosity my friend."

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Birb :D

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"Oh, hello Painter!"

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Hello! :]

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SO_YOU'RE_LIKE_A_BIRD…

DO_YOU_PREEN?

@void-in-hazmat

-Crovis looked surprised at this question-

"Oh well. Hello to u too!"

-They chuckle-

"Yes, I do, I have too. Both in crow form and my normal. Hope that satisfied ur curiosity my friend."

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Birb :D

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I’m famous :D

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Parasite. You still owe me a rematch of blackjack. -@navigation-ai-offical

Still salty, huh? :] But fine, I’ll let you try again

[navigation-ai-offical]

You cheated, that is why I requested one. My protocol predicted my victory ahead of time, but it failed to take into account my opponent cheating.

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PFFFFFFHAHAHA, someone’s still sorry about losing horribly to MS Paint! C’mon, buddy, we all know you lost because you underestimated my skills :]

[painter-offical]

Parasite. You still owe me a rematch of blackjack. -@navigation-ai-offical

Still salty, huh? :] But fine, I’ll let you try again