ages ago in the depths of my house md fixation, i made a list that i was slowly building of shit house and wilson have canonically done to show that it actually is that gay and i realised i never posted it, so here it is !
met by house bailing wilson out of jail without ever meeting him
wilson lies to his wife so he can spend christmas day with just house
when looking for a wilson replacement, the wilson replacement had to clarify that he wasnt gay to house
wilson proposing to house?? - because the woman in their (they live together) apartment building refuses to believe they are not a couple (arguably the fake proposal is the straightest thing theyve done)
house giving up his whole entire life by faking his death to spend wilsons last 5 months with him (and probably dying with him)
house agreed to let wilson die on his sofa while administering him a lethal dose of chemotherapy just so he can die with dignity (which house has said before countless of times he thinks thats the stupidest thing ever and goes against his perception of medicine)
house gave wilson his last vicodin in these times
also right before he administered a lethal dose of chemotherapy he made the ‘joke’ to wilson ‘if your gonna say youve always been gay for me, everyone kind of assumed’ which i argue is a confession considering the chance of wilson dying that night
house being the reason why 2 of wilsons marriages ended (both because wilson spent too much time with house)
house had a seizure in order to figure out what was wrong with wilsons girlfriend, willing to die to give wilson an answer (house has said throughout the show that he considers suicide not an option despite how much pain he is in - his argument with taub)
wilsons girlfriend is called the female equivalent of house CANONICALLY and everyone acknowledges this and is okay with it?
THE TYPE O / TYPE AB METAPHOR???
house drugged wilson to prevent him from ending his career
house drugged wilson to prove he was on anti depressants
wilson drugged house with said antidepressants
wilson being houses only friend and them both being content with that (we will not talk about the fact wilson actually thinks he has friends and he doesn’t)
after wilson lived with house in season 2, house deleted the voice message that would allow wilson to move out early while the song is playing says ‘love will make you do wrong’
house tries to break up wilson and his other girlfriend because he wants him all to himself
when house asked wilson to buy one piece of furniture (for their condo) that represents wilson - HE BUYS A PIANO FOR HOUSE?? - “i like what this says about you wilson”
as above says - wilson bought a condo to spite the woman that houses likes - which they live together in because house needs the company after he left a psychiatric unit
“if you die im alone”
“i need you to tell me that you love me”
“i dont know what im gonna do without you”
in the italian dub of house they use the romantic version of i love you (ti amo) instead of the platonic version (te voglio bene) - credit l4mb-c0rpse (i made this so long ago idk if thats still their url)
them playing a game against eachother involving chickens???? gay chicken???
house hires a private investigator to spy on wilson because wilson doesnt wanna speak to him and then the pi says house is PINING after wilson
house said to himself ALONE ‘probably just my secret and very unconscious desire to get wilson into my bedroom’
“why not? why not date you? its brilliant weve know eachother for years, weve put up with all kind of crap from eachother and we keep coming back, were a couple”
wilson loans house 5k for no reason
roadtrip / carmd
wilson gives up his practice car and bank account to protect house from the cops - which are the only things wilson has in his life without house
house kidnaps a man so he didnt have to move out of wilsons apartment
house tweaking out over wilson potentially liking cuddy
and theres probably more!!!
Oh they make me sick
It's definitely the gay chicken one that changes everything.
No seriously this is craazy
