Y o u t h e m i s m s

"My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

[filmaticbby]

“Do you ever just live in the moment? It’s like now, what could be better than being tucked here with you?”

A Single Man (2009) dir. Tom Ford

[wellmetkinsman]

[telnaga]

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

[dialectiddy]

College entrance essays be like…

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

[captainlordauditor]

I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

[sweetbr1ar]

aww he should hang out with my dog

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TELL UR DOG THEYRE A GOOD BOY

[sweetbr1ar]

I’ll totally tell him! he is totally the best, here are two more photos from that joyous occasion. happy new year to you and gary!!

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Broke: animals wearing Halloween costumes

Woke: animals wearing traditional Jewish clothing

[dogblessyou]

I heard you like nice Jewish dogs?

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

This post is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[itchycoil]

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

[partyshoggoth-blog]

Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir

[alexander]

“They’ll understand me in Japan”

[poiregourmande]

me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive

me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif

[no1fan15]

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

[teathattast]

[retrogamingblog]

[goodmorning2005]

Still my favorite painting that ive ever made <33

[kornakus]

When the whole squad looks good

[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[hairycharming]

[alisonzai]