Would you like some cannabis?

Nesya // 23 // Indonesian

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[godlessondheimite]

Sorry but how do people know about cars. There are like 400000 different types of cars and they all look the same. How is anyone able to tell them apart and be like “ah a 2007 Dodge Antelope Duster, good engine but the wheels go vroom vroom too hard.” Like what are they saying, what is there to say

[cut3blogger-deactivated20140319]

“we’re having guests over come downstairs”

[melodramaticsoprano]

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

[fallintolife]

superb, you funky little soprano

[taco-bell-rey]

[c-bassmeow]

[throwbackblr]

[ferrantes]

[hollowtones]

A man walked by me while I was working and now the floor suddenly feels wet?? Should I be alarmed??

[hollowtones]

[ellie-the-smiling-samoyed]

[wild-eyedsoutherngirl]

[liveasheroes]

Just be yourself.

[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

[sizvideos]

Bill Murray Crashes Bachelor Party, Gives Awesome Speech 

[milk-roses]

I think this actually just changed all my perspectives ..

[perm4nence]

Bill Murray is a gift

[klubbhead]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[coffeemages]

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren