tw: homophobia, slurs, nsfw, violence, guns, drugs; i mean, come on, it’s jerry springer. feel free to change the pronouns so they fit!
’ my mom used to be my dad! ’
’ i used to be a lapdancing pre-operative transexual! ’
’ let me be on tv. ’
’ choose me. ’
’ fuck you! ’
’ fuck you back! ’
’ i hope i get to see some bare breasts! ’
’ why are all men such losers? ’
’ i hope there’s some fighting! ’
’ all right, there’s no need for sarcasm! i’m only trying to do my frickin’ job! ’
’ where the fuck is [ name ]? ’
’ the crowd is turnin’ ugly! ’
’ so [ name ], what’s on your mind? ’
’ i gotta get my secret off my chest! ’
’ i’ve been seeing someone else! ’
’ what the fucking fucking fuck? ’
’ calm down, baby! ’
’ take it easy, try to chill! ’
’ she don’t mean a thing to me! ’
’ she’s just a tramp, just a whore! ’
’ it ain’t easy for me, baby! ’
’ if that’s true, then fuck you! ’
’ dirty whore! dirty whore! filthy, dirty, manky, skanky slut whore! ’
’ i remember when we was young, we had some laughs, we had some fun, we lived on dreams, we was full of hope. ’
’ bitch bitch bitch bitch! ’
’ why’d you tell her, asshole? ’
’ gotta fess up, gotta fess up! ’
’ shut it, bitch! ’
’ crack head! ’
’ slut junkie! ’
’ why would you cheat on your best friend? ’
’ you don’t have to put up with this, you’re the innocent one here! ’
’ baby, i love you! ’
’ well i guess you got away with it this time, [ name ]! ’
’ baby, there’s one more thing! ’
’ i am a man. ’
’ loser! loser! ’
’ talk to the hand! ’
’ lose the facial hair and you might find a pimp! ’
’ do you want some? ’
’ come and get it! ’
’ when you’re dead and buried in the grass, i’ll dig you up and fuck you up the ass! ’
’ kill all gays! ’
’ he is mine! ’
’ does it really matter? ’
’ you don’t see me cry. ’
’ i just sing and die. ’
’ in ten years, you’re gonna look like a dog! ’
’ the future is ugly! ’
’ what’s to become of me? ’
’ are you insured? ’
’ no insurance means no cure. ’
’ you’ll die alone in your home. ’
’ some people do as they think they should. ’
’ we’re in love! ’
’ change my life! ’
’ i wanna be your baby, baby. ’
’ you’ve gotta be kidding. ’
’ tell me this is bullshit! ’
’ what the fuck! ’
’ jesus christ! ’
’ what’re you saying? ’
’ what the fuck is happening here? ’
’ get some therapy! ’
’ are you saying i’m bad in bed? ’
’ spit it out! spit it out! ’
’ are you trying to say you’re gay? ’
’ be a man, and tell me! ’
’ will you get out of my head! ’
’ that’s how it is. ’
’ i got a need, a special desire. ’
’ i just wanna shit my pants. ’
’ it might seem pathetic. ’
’ i don’t want this moment to die. ’
’ dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians. ’
’ gimme smack on the asshole! ’
’ disgusting! ’
’ gimme smack every night! ’
’ do you want some? ’
’ everything will be alright? ’
’ you fucking sicko! you frickin’ pervert! ’
’ i am gonna whoop your ass! ’
’ dirty, stealing, stupid, fucking bitch! ’
’ nothing more exciting than bitches fighting! ’
’ slash her k-mart pants! ’
’ burst her implants! ’
’ stop this fucking shit! ’
’ show me some respect! ’
’ i wanna sing something beautiful. ’
’ ok, honey, that’s enough. ’
’ i wanna sing something positive. ’
’ i wanna learn how to dream again, to feel again. ’
’ look, we’ve really got to wind this up now. ’
’ i wanna stand on top. ’
’ stay with me. ’
’ buy a big gun! ’
’ have some fun with a big gun! ’
’ bounce back with prozac. ’
’ give into jesus, or alternatively die! ’
’ [ name ], you could do anything. ’
’ you could run for senate! or even president! ’
’ looks like you’re cruising, playing it safe. ’
’ you’re way out of line, pal. ’
’ [ name ], let’s cut this short: you need help. ’
’ sorry, faggots, if i’m out of line! ’
’ sorry if i’m taking too much of your time! ’
’ fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! i’m so lonely… ’
’ that went well. ’
’ there’s only two things you need to know about politics. ’
’ you’ll never get anywhere if you don’t speak up for what you know to be the truth. ’
’ some things should always be paid for in cash. ’
’ fat bitch! ’
’ dumb ho! ’
’ i wanna find my dreams again. ’
’ bug-eyed loser! ’
’ talk to the ass! ’
’ hillbilly, hillbilly, squeal like a piggy! ’
’ put your fucking clothes on, you stupid bitch… ’
’ don’t you touch me, or I’ll kill you in your sleep! ’
’ you look ridiculous! ’
’ she looks like a clown. ’
’ i don’t give a fuck no more. ’
’ i just wanna dance. ’
’ things are going bad for me. ’
’ i am feeling sad for me. ’
’ i’m tired of laughing. ’
’ i’m tired of crying. ’
’ i’m tired of failing. ’
’ i’m tired of all this trying. ’
’ i wanna do some living. ’
’ it has no name. ’
’ it will burn. ’
’ you are just a sack of misery! ’
’ i hope you die. ’
’ some are descended from angels. ’
’ i wish you’d died at birth! ’
’ what’re you gonna do? ’
’ all women are whores! ’
’ you don’t know shit! ’
’ i ain’t easy, but i’m honest. ’
’ i like flowers more than people. ’
’ we eat excrete and watch tv. ’
’ can you understand? ’
’ but you are there for us, [ name ]. ’
’ i never knew i had so many friends. ’
’ come and see what you have done to me. ’
’ this sounds like lawyer talk. don’t say anything. ’
’ you’re one good-looking woman! ’
’ you stole my dreams. ’
’ if there’s one thing that really sickens me, it’s violence… unless it’s on tv, in a carefully controlled environment. ’
’ well… at least something good came out of it. ’
’ i think we should get the hell out of here. ’
’ there is only one cure for unrequited love. ’
’ behind you! ’
’ you look like shit, what happened to you? ’
’ this must be what guilt feels like. ’
’ how my heart aches for love. ’
’ let’s clear up a basic misunderstanding right now. ’
’ can you be a bit more specific? ’
’ you have been chosen! ’
’ will you people stop fucking with me?! ’
’ it ain’t easy being me. ’
’ you seem upset… What exactly do you want? ’
’ i want a fucking apology! ’
’ how in hell am i supposed to do that?! ’
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