Local Piss Baby

22. she/they. Geology, Star Wars, WWDITS, and whatever else I want.

[aquaticpaleo]

a blanket and a nap isnt enough anymore i need to be covered by sediment and slowly have my organic matter replaced by minerals

[bigfuckingrocksofficial]

the three genders are sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic

[slutdge]

best breaking bad moments

when jesse beats walts ass

when walt gets pepper sprayed

when walt gets tazed by tyrus

when gus takes walt out into the desert and tells him hes gonna kill him

when skyler tells walt that shes fucking her boss cause he wont let her divorce him

when mike punches walt in the face

when hank punches walt in the face

when marie tells walt to kill himself

when walt gets shot and bleeds to death

[vertoludum]

who up being Most Grotesque Animal and a freak of nature

[catchymemes]

[memorycycle]

hey girl wanna come back to my place and chew on the ethernet cable

[fuddlyduddly]

[anxietyproblem]

[skullforbrains]

[dejaysus]

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

[coolxatu]

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

[coolxatu]

sad. well, theres other eras

[paleojedi]

was listening to from a mountain in the middle of the cabins and why is this lowkey breaking bad???

[spooksier]

ive made peace with most of my mental illness shit but i need whoever invented rejection sensitive dysphoria to be in hell no matter what

[spooksier]

shaking and crying like a scorned pomeranian because somebody thirteen years ago called me annoying once

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[rowangoodmen]

It appeared to me in a vision

[paleojedi]

call me saul goodman the way i be slipping her my jimmy

[valiumvenus]

u know what i mean

[sacrificial-youth]

Saul Goodman is the ultimate catboy, not in the sense that he's some cutesy yaoi Twink, but in the sense that every cat has thought about money laundering and drug dealing