Oh

Isn't life weird

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[gahdamnpunk]

BYE

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i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal

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[sixpenceee]

Art made of dice

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[rolineasy]

Wow

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[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[lynati]

THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I am obligated to reblog this because Reasons.

[johnthestitcher]

This may not make compete sense the first time you watch it, but it’s really funny!

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[everythingfox]

“She hates hardwood floors and is SO happy that we just bought a rug”

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