leave no stone unfucked

shreya they/them late 20s. terfs please fuck off

[doechiimp3]

Its beyond time to talk about this. If only bc the shaneilyasvetarose gc would be sounding off on this emerging development every week like they're on the CNN newsroom floor. Also I think Shane would commit bottom v bottom hate crimes against them. "Im happy for them I just don't think they're compatible" "here he goes again with compatible...."

All jokes aside sometimes they r literally the two most objectively normal gay guys on the show. like they sometimes dont come off that way bc we r in shilya pov so they both stress my sons out. but in reality miles and sasha r both extremely chill and shilya r the insane ones

[doechiimp3]

I think Sasha is such an iconic characte I wish he'd come back just to stir the pot one last time

[doechiimp3]

ksenia played the most beautiful shiny princess angel and at best ppl will b like "slay queen I hope she hunts me down w a gun" which btw I think if you say things like this in 2026 abt brown and black women u should get shot but not by her by me!!! Which will not be erotic for you AT ALL

[theburialofstrawberries]

Thinking about shane telling ilya he loves him too and following it up with "oh my god, I love you so much" and yuna telling shane she loves him too and adding "so much!" and it just makes me. 🙇🏽🙇🏽🙇🏽 he got that reaffirming instinct from his MOTHER. He IS mother.

[doechiimp3]

She loves him sooooo much.....

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson via instagram

[believesinpatterns]

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

[doechiimp3]

ilyas big fat crush on yuna let's talk about it

[doechiimp3]

have 2 believe that ilya hanging out at her house all the time leads to at least a few times where shes in a robe and straight out of the shower w wet hair and her face is a little pink and damp from the steam and she beelines for the couch bc she CANNOT miss shane's face off and ilya is sitting there wrapped in three blankets with a pint of cookies n cream trying to not look at her directly and Yuna is literally smelling soooooo good and Ilya is texting Shane furiously WHERE IS YOUR DAD?? and Shane's like "I'm about to blow up Scott Hunter's walker and this is what ur texting me?? Ugh" and then ilya swipes to his thread with svetlana and says "as a belated half birthday present to you I will tell you one true thing about jane" and sveta immediately responds "ok yay let me think" and Ilya says "no this is not a fucking q&a session I am telling you his mom is so hot and I am alone with her and I am panicking" and sveta says "ILYUSHA!!!!!!!!! PICK UP PICK UP PICK UP" and Ilya blocks her for the evening

[doechiimp3]

Ok

[theburialofstrawberries]

Off campus creator being a black woman who cut her teeth on the early seasons of Grey's Anatomy....who prioritized chemistry reads for the friendship pairings too.... it's all coming together

[theburialofstrawberries]

So iconic.....

[theburialofstrawberries]

I thought the fake dating premise made no sense but low key it's genius because it allows them to be a bit gay. Because she gets to be like "Hey as my bro can you give me an orgasm for practise. before I go sleep with the guy that I actually wanna be with" and you get to watch him freeze like a deer in the headlights and be like "Yeah bro. for sure"

[theburialofstrawberries]

Ive thought long and hard about how to say this...there's no easy way.... I'm on episode 4 of Off-campus and it's fun. Very sweet, very serviceable writing. Good romantic fare

[yaoiblackmold]

Girl????? CONTROL IT

[ravenclairee]

HUDSON WILLIAMS at the Run N Gun Film Festival Photographed by Grayson Lang

[doechiimp3]

Do you ever just take a deep breath and contemplate the fact that Yuna is so incredibly superhuman hot

[theburialofstrawberries]

hi did you see that the paris bodyguard is waxing poetic about how he’ll lay down his life for hudson 😭 It made me think of your hudson corleone fic, like damn I guess he really does inspire that kind of loyalty:

https://www.tumblr.com/rozanovshane/822203162958217216/brad-is-championing-the-rpf

it's so crazy.... everyone who comes into contact w hudson keeps dividing themselves into camp I would kill for him and camp I would die for him