Very Small But Best Of All

I AM SAM but I really hate green eggs and ham. Small and pan. Also: I just really like memes okay 💖💛💙

[jacequilart]

ouran high school fight club

[toruandmidori]

Introducing our range of repurposed cute, creepy, vintage and retro birthday cards. Each featuring funny, sarcastic and occasionally downright mean birthday greetings. Available to buy online now in our Toru and Midori Redbubble store. Cards are left blank inside for your own message/apology:

hey f*ckface, it's your birthday

a cat in a sandal

shove them up your arse

Happy birthday dickwad

Let's get hammered

C is for c*nt

Bitch, this ain't icing

[sixpenceeeblog]

[dorian-mode-deactivated20240926]

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

[birdsandbirds]

When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin.

My cool friend bands raptors. 

[falseredstart]

it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…

[bribrisposts]

Me: I love them, they’re so strong–oh holy shi-

[joenns]

jungkook - fake love (180531)

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/Bkiq_NFlFP9/

[cry-babyx]

I like to think of these videos as they’re retirement. They don’t have to fight anymore and can live peacefully in their new homes 💕

[pan-head-larry]

Honestly that description is cute as fuck and I love it💖💖

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[idontknowhatthehelliamdoing]

@justitiaetveritas

[charlesoberonn]

Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.

Aang: Ambassador Aang.

Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.

Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?

Zuko: Touche, ambassador.

Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.

Zuko: What.

Aang: King of the Air Nomad.

Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.

[ardent-38]

Vice President Aang

[salytierra]

Zuko: Wait, who’s the president then?

Aang: *lifts baby Tenzin*

[marauders4evr]

Aang: Don’t forget Lord Momo of the Momo Dynasty.

Zuko: I am not calling him that.

Aang: You’re disrespecting his dynasty, Zuko.

Zuko: Since when does he have a dynasty?

Aang: Well, most of it is gone, now.

Zuko:

Aang: Because of your great grandfather.

Zuko through gritted teeth: Your Momoness.

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[jackmeatington]

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ape-of-naples]

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

[loreofcardigan]

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

[introvertedmebook]