Meatwood Jack

Alex, 30, OH He/They Bi

[interested-individual]

New slang update

"Its raining, we should find some shelter" -> "Cats and dogs bro, we move"

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[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[aegandotcom]

in the cuck chair i have this special move that i call “the united nations”, where i watch the bull closely, condemn him and write him strongly worded letters

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[ringmodulation-deactivated20250]

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

[bungerc0re]

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[darkspaceboytoy]

If you have ever reblogged from me just know you have contributed to real human suffering

[marisatomay]

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[yms1]

i can post onIine and not text back this is my phone

[tamamita]

Goku’s friends: Words of encouragement

Frieza: Casual racism

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[something-truly-evil]

my friend said his flight transmasc

[riverlarking]

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[hrgifs]

fingers in his mouth friday‼️