Meatwood Jack @jackmeatington - Tumblr Blog

as an evil avoidant person i can admit that i would not mind if exes broke no contact just to say “i still think about you” and nothing else…once every 8-12 months.

kunosoura

For sale: baby shoes, worn a couple of times but we're still just as affected by tragedy as the people who had a stillbirth

beingharsh

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

interested-individual

New slang update

"Its raining, we should find some shelter" -> "Cats and dogs bro, we move"

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asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

aegandotcom

in the cuck chair i have this special move that i call “the united nations”, where i watch the bull closely, condemn him and write him strongly worded letters

transfemininomenon

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

clubpenguin2005

Panties hit the FLOOR

transfemininomenon

you know it sister

ringmodulation-deactivated20250

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

bungerc0re

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

twentybrokenipodclassics

darkspaceboytoy

If you have ever reblogged from me just know you have contributed to real human suffering

marisatomay

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to