pan-squared

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

realistically if i was an ancient vampire, i would prefer to hang with old people. c'mon if i'm:

elderly

crotchety

don't like to leave the house

not up to date on pop culture from 30 years ago let alone 30 seconds

the looming spectre of death has long ago lost the power to strike fear into my heart

and my reward for longevity is alienation from a world i increasingly don't recognize?

suck it, dracula wouldn't be at the club he'd be hanging around people who get it (retirement home residents)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*flips my laptop upside down and pats the back like a parent lovingly burping a baby* icky sticky keyboard crumby cleany

[pan-squared]

now that pride month is over, i guess i have to find a new personality