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The Darkest Hour

A shadow looms over Ukraine. In the quiet of the city streets, the lampposts flicker with dying breaths. Fuel is in low supply.

Under the authorisation of President Zelenskyy, martial law is in effect throughout the nation. Pens and stethoscopes replaced with guns and grenades. He has mobilised all military forces, and conscripting all able bodied citizens ready and willing to protect Ukraine.

Combatants are flanking all missile interceptors, air bases, and ground sites. In the middle of the night, a directed cyberattack by Russia disabled power supply to military forces in eastern Ukraine, leaving sites in the dark. It is unclear how many soldiers remain on site.

Ukrainian families flee for Poland as tanks march into Donetsk.

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The President, on Thursday, released a garbled, indecipherable message through all government channels with no prior warning. No citizen has been able to decode the message, and many have concluded that their previously oh-so-esteemed President must have deserted them and fled the country, leaving them to fend for themselves. Protests are piling up all over the country, and the weapons previously provided to all citizens are now being used to gun down government buildings in their vicinity. Meanwhile, Russian troops draw ever closer to our borders, not at all fazed by our attempts to appear unconquerable.

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War has come

I am just a mere civilian farmer, but I will fight for my country till my dying breath. Russia is the enemy and the reincarnation of the devil, and karma will come for them soon. I am now keeping away my tools and sending my beloved family over to the border, and I will report to the nearest military recruitment centre at dawn, just like every other able bodied citizen between 16-65. If only other countries could help, but as usual, their words are lies and lies only, and we are on our own to defend our homeland.

We might die soon but we will die fighting. Slava Ukraini!

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It's a grave day. Papa's gone out to get milk, but he looked like he was carrying some pretty heavy stuff with him... and Mama looked like she was going to cry. I don't think getting milk would be that serious. It's so quiet at home too- like everyone's holding their breath. I'm scared. We saw the President on the news the other day, I didn't know what he was saying but it sounded scary. I hope Papa comes back soon...

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02/04/2022

The Russians are at our borders. My children and grandchildren are being forced to give their lives for the country I helped build while I, a 66 year old army veteran, have been denied the right to the country I have defended for the past 40 years.

Our best soldiers are either dead or wounded and I fear the worst as the Russians close in on us. Our backup units are stationed around strategic sites waiting idly for the Russians while others are dying on the frontlines without reinforcements

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Bribery and secret dealings

I regret to inform the council that delegate 2 has been unfortunately nearly killed and is now in a coma.

In other weirder news, I must say the recent stockpile of chocolates and sweets were definitely not appreciated considering that I have diabetes. The shock that I got when being rudely awoken from my slumber was also not appreciated. It is however intriguing how much interest delegate one and two have for me. Perhaps they should learn their techniques from other sources not WikiHow.

If anyone can provide information on the attacker of delegate 2, it will be very appreciated. In the meantime, the future Sec-gen selections will still be ongoing. Try your best.

-Your beloved secgen

(idk what to write sorry i cannot creative)

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Death by Chocolate

Delegate A Delegate B

It is with great regret that I inform you that the Secretary General has passed away. The Late sec-gen was found dead with a bag full of chocolate. It was posthumously discovered that our beloved, late sec-gen was violently allergic to chocolate and consumption of the confection resulted in their untimely demise. It is believed that Delegate A was likely fully aware of this fact and was found in possession of several other potential murder weapons such as an anvil, a grand piano and a 9mm Glock. Delegate A was swiftly arrested and upon psychological evaluation was deemed clinically insane with Teachers describing them as 'creepy' and 'egomaniacal'. Their Instagram account further corroborated these theories. In light of the absence of a sec-gen, a worthy candidate needs to be appointed. Hence, Delegate B shall be appointed as incumbent sec-gen due to their close correspondence with the late, beloved sec-gen and their reputation as a respected MUNner.

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Delegate 1's English teacher notices the delegate's actions during her lesson and notifies the Sec Gen about it, horrified. Delegate 1 is forced to come clean, significantly compromising the impressiveness of his photo collage as the aforementioned English teacher happens to also be the TIC of SDYC. Delegate 2 indeed sponsored bubble tea for the Acads wing, however Pubs catches wind of this and is upset at them being excluded, creating friction between the delegate and half of SDYC OT. Furthermore, some of the bubble tea cups broke, which also pissed the TIC off.

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Implement these actions immediately.

1. Implement martial law immediately. All able citizens aged between 16-65 are to fight in the army against Russia. Weapons will be supplied to all households with able bodied citizens willing to fight.

2. Do not let Russia know how severely underpowered we are. Present our strongest forces and ensure that we can keep up the facade for as long as we can before the Russian troops start invading.

3. Amplify security around the eastern border as well as our key cities of Kiev etc. Protect our defence capabilities by stationing additional units around strategic sites and aim all missile interceptors towards Russian convoys. All agencies should be on high alert for the first signs of an all out invasion.

4. Issue an urgent press release to all Ukrainian citizens via radio, newspapers, social media, news channels. Ensure no Russian intelligence intercepts by encoding all communications with an RSA cipher. The content should read "Ukraine, we are at war now. Protect your nation and shut your ears to the propaganda of Russia. They are at fault here, having broken agreements that have kept us at peace for years. If they are to attack, we must fight with all our might to prove to them that Ukraine is a country capable of standing its own. Slava Ukraini!"

5. Organise urgent teleconferences with world leaders EU, NATO and neighbouring countries and plead for their support, both in relocating citizens and enacting military actions against Russia.

6. Use any remaining government units to facilitate civilians' escape to bordering ally countries such as Poland.

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As there is only one or two students per class among those who sign up, students did not see a point to the arrangement and discreetly grouped themselves.

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rejected with extreme contempt

1. The school brutally denies your request to send a school wide email as transportation has not been organised.

2. Nobody signs up because the email was not sent.

3. Senior management denies approval as nobody has signed up. Also all bus drivers are on strike.

4. There are no students to arrange according to level.

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no one likes this :(

Email has been sent, however it was extremely formal and only contained details. Everyone does not bother reading past the first line. No one signed up :(

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Sri

1. Unfortunately for you, the military interprets 'not allowed to do any non-humanitarian actions' as complete inaction and are able to restrain the hordes of people crossing the border.

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eunice

1. Military has been mobilised. The crowd does not listen to the soldiers, and they fire blanks to scare the crowd. This caused a stampede and several civilians were injured. However, the space has been cleared.

2,3,4 accepted (I ran out of time)

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1. I fabricate maps of Chinese troop movements, signalling a fast-approaching fleet of reinforcements that had been stationed in Vietnam unbeknownst to the US.

2. I provide footage of riots and an armed population, signalling the urgency of the problem, and exaggerating the imminency of full blown war.

3. I intercept any and all communication channels, including post, emails, etc. between the commies and the great United States of America, modifying the messages to provoke the other party.

4. Introduce a fake identity living in Vietnam to the rest of cabinet to induce empathy and take the moral highground when debating the necessity of an immediate attack.

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Eunice

1. Contact my personal attack force made up of militants from asian countries with asian descent and covertly orchestrate synchronised attacks at major US and south vietnamese cities. Do not cause too many civilian fatality, but enough to send a strong message. Leave clues behind pointing to the attack being from the north Vietnamese government, for example attackers talking in Vietnamese and carrying Vietnamese insignia. Do all preparations and contact for this through a proxy that no other member of the council or public knows you are close to, yet is a trusted friend.

2. once this attack has been done, strongly condemn it and make use of my personal social media accounts with 10 million followers to publicise the actions that the defence department is taking and paint myself as a hero.

3. send a special unit of soldiers to capture these attackers immediately. do it swiftly. talk to supervisors, including the president of the USA to urge them to declare war on the north Vietnamese.

4. plant information for our spies and intelligence services to pick up that says that another attack will happen soon, with more devastating results. show these to the government and the president and assert that without further action the USA is at threat of serious devastation

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Eunice

1. Start talking to all the secretariat members, starting with the secgen and continuing. build a friendship (a legit one) and be closer to them/ more comfortable. if eventually close enough, express your interest and ask for advice. also show off my other accomplishments for mun and council and leadership. only do so if they are then trustable.

2. exploit my experience as an older munner, as part of secre of other muns and play that to my advantage (do well in the other muns to show that Sdyc would flourish under me)

3. be very very proactive in Sdyc 2022. do everything and anything possible, not just formally but build working relationships with the previous secre to show my competence.

4. subtly talk bad about other potential candidates to close friends, they are also closer to the current secre, this cannot be traced back to me. insinuate that they are very utterly incompetent