Ben is a hoe

Obnoxious but consistent.

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[jaubaius]

Source

[reelaroundthedavekan]

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[bluemandycat]

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[dogpuppy]

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[scaryselfship]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[messygoku]

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[svlc]

[dogpuppy]

[thekalpar]

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[dailycatsblog]

[hwpn-gurire]

I think they might be plotting something, but I can't prove it yet.