its not a prison its just a very exclusive club

current amount of people clubbing: 1 (+ the bouncer)

[pandorasclub]

a short about post below the cut!

hi!! this is a co-op sideblog focused on the dsmp and ran by two people. all original posts are tagged with "mod [name]"

Blot, 18, they/them, mega-simp, favourite characters are dream, slimecicle, vilbur, and mr blade. loved exile arc and loving dreams prison arc <33 calls dream a whore as a hobby

Ven, 19, they/them, angst extraordinaire, favourite characters are sapnap, technoblade and dreamxd. very fond of the rivals, emerald and happy duos. if you want to be kissed passionately, ask me for my sapnap character essay

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okay. thank you

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- I do not intend on signing toby's lawyers "divorce" papers

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

do you think ctntduo ever explored each others political values and personal views on government

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

oh sorry i forgot the core values of dsmp which are gay sex,

[tea-and-secrets]

I fucked one of those popular Minecraft YouTuber guys a handful of times three years ago before the whole Minecraft renaissance. He wasn’t the best tbh and his apt smelled questionable, it amuses me that people are thirsting after him on tiktok now tho, he’s not hot and I had to ask him to finish the job after he came.

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[cuuno-moved]

[catterrificposts]

[corpsekeys]

a sort of penance

[corpsekeys]

we’re one and the same

[linktoo-doodles]

did it hurt? did it cut deep?

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a collection

[ming111111]

The design of the I

cyberknife

[corpsekeys]

DON’T YOU OVERTHINK IT JUST DO WHAT I SAY

[minecraftsz]

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[suzie-bee]

Had a dream the dsmp was a play and i just remember this one part where tommy was hiding from dream in the crowd and dream was walking through the audience looking for him and all the kids had to make lots of noise to get him off track and confuse him

I dunno it was kinda sweet

[suzie-bee]

dont know why this post is suddenly getting notes but just wanna say

impeccable vibes

i do remember there was this bright spotlight on dream so the audience always knew where he was. it was very intimidating

[simplepotatofarmer]

c!phil and c!techno have a conversation (this is about c!dream)

[girltimeswithscar]

eboy minecraft skins look cute but their large, low eyes leaves little room for their mouth and nose, making it very difficult to breathe. their blushing complextion is actually due to them struggling to breathe . breeding for these characteristics is inhumane

[girltimeswithscar]

im sending you to jail for being funnier than me on my own post

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“boo hoo cracker” is still the funniest thing dream has ever said

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next to “its gender time”

[go-learn-esperanto]

Also next to this “fair enough you know religion is a very personal experience. what do you think of dnf?”

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“according to god statistics only about 50% of you are going to heaven”

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dream’s humor is very hit or miss for me but when it hits it HITS

[axolotldrevm-deactivated2022101]

how could u forget him shouting and asking for people to listen to him in a call before saying “i have obamas phone number. I AM IN A PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH OBAMA”

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[pandorasclub]

a personal favourite of mine is “heres some RSD for you: suck my balls you moron”