pandynogatonga

she/her ask not for whom the shit posts. it posts for thee.

[pandynogatonga]

just watched steamboat willie for the first time. i dont like that mouse. i dont like how he treats the other animals on the ship.

[pandynogatonga]

what do i do?? do i sit or stand???

[pandynogatonga]

my bilion dollar idea “thanksgiving in june” was ruined today by my little cousin after he found my 200k word duke nukem x reader fanfic and read it at the table.

[pandynogatonga]

the fuck you mean “based on your interests” ??????

[pandynogatonga]

reddit is autotranslating posts in spanish and i hate it. i wanna see the original!!!

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[pandynogatonga]

if you have blue eyes i dont see you as a man. thats too feminine. go fuck yourself.

[pandynogatonga]

queer eye the science guy!

[pandynogatonga]

when i lived in soviet russia they sent my entire family to the goulash and i never saw them again…

[pandynogatonga]

they did send me some pretty good beef stew afterwards tho.

[pandynogatonga]

when i lived in soviet russia they sent my entire family to the goulash and i never saw them again…

[pandynogatonga]

i wish Q from QAnon had an onlyfans.

[pandynogatonga]

i think its time for luigis intervention.

[pandynogatonga]

if you wrote “someone like you” by adele as an AITA reddit post, adele would be downvoted to shit and crossposted to r/amithedevil.

[pandynogatonga]

“am i the asshole for going uninvited to my ex boyfriends house to remind him im still single and i want to be with someone like him? hes married btw.”

youre fucking crazy what the hell?

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Wilbur Cockfart was so embarrassed by his name that he lobbied for and won the right to chance ones name legally. He became the first to do so in America, and is now named Jason Cockfart.

[pandynogatonga]

if you wrote “someone like you” by adele as an AITA reddit post, adele would be downvoted to shit and crossposted to r/amithedevil.

[pandynogatonga]

sometimes you just gotta post a sentence that makes no sense and end it with #meninist. for the vine.