where the day meets the night

hi I'm Ivy and I just really like stars ☼ Aries sun /Libra moon/Leo AC/INTJ *water dominant*

[ruinedchildhood]

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The signs according to my 12 year old brother

Aries: Like, a bird, I think Taurus: You mean the tardis? Gemini: Okay these are all Pokemon aren’t they Cancer: Dying Leo: Your mom (???) Virgo: *laughing* virgin Libra: I think it’s like a horse or something, maybe? I have a beyblade named libra Scorpio: Sounds like a car brand, or something Capricorn: Candy corn Aquarius: A fish aquarium with a weird name Pisces: Shark. NO WAIT, sand shark. Yes.

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[jerry gergich voice] ah, geez :^(

[feministrology]

OMG FUCK IM GOING OUT TO GET COFFEE AND I FORGOT TO PUT ON A BRA

[feministrology]

update: i am now home again and i have never been so happy out in public moral of the story FUCK BRAS

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There is no Sagittarius on your birds post

Oh, wow, you're right- shoot, I'm sorry :( thank you for pointing that out! I'll fix it as soon as possible!

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My coffee this morning looked like a galaxy

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My kid: “mom can my friend come over?”

Me: “what’s their sign?”

[oceanstrology]

school supplies the signs need

aries: heelies to make people jealous bc they look so damn good riding those wheels class to class

taurus: textbooks to educate ur ass when u say something stupid

gemini: markers to mark every dumb thing u just said

cancer: headphones to tune out all of the obnoxious people 

leo: tissues for u to wipe ur tears with when u cry because of how great they look

virgo: all of the pencils ur forgetful ass needs but won’t get from them

libra: books so they can walk in front of a cutie and pretend to trip & drop their books & the cutie will help pick them up and then they get married

scorpio: a heavy binder to hit fuckboys with

sagittarius: a heavy bag to help scorpio destroy the enemies

capricorn: a puppy. not technically school supplies but a puppy

aquarius: phone charger bc their phones WILL DIE and they won’t have anything to pretend like they’re busy on anymore and will be forced to talk to stupid people

pisces: gum so everyone can be jealous of them bc they want their own but cAN’T GET ANY OF THIS CHEW CHEW

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the signs home sick

Aries: watches comedies all day and whines to their friends about being sick

Taurus: uses their illness as an excuse to lay around and eat soup

Gemini: downloads 49867 new apps to play around with

Cancer: sits on the couch wrapped in a blanket watching cartoons for 7 hours

Leo: whines about how bad they feel on social media

Virgo: sleeps all day so they don't have to think about homework

Libra: texts their friends all day and watches movies

Scorpio: on tumblr

Sagittarius: does not get out of bed the entire day

Capricorn: goes on WebMd and convinces themselves they have a terminal illness

Aquarius: builds a blanket fort and buries themselves in it with snacks and cats

Pisces: composes an epic poem about a terminal illness and possibly drafts their will

[twentyonezodiacs]

If you could name a song for each sign, what would they be?

interesting question!

aries- new americana by Halseytaurus- r u mine? by Arctic Monkeysgemini- fake you out by twenty one pilotscancer- the only exception by Paramoreleo- lane boy by twenty one pilotsvirgo- car radio by twenty one pilots libra- gibberish by MAXscorpio- bittersweet by Panic! at the Discosagittarius- vegas lights by Panic! at the Discocapricorn- the kids arent alright by Fall Out Boyaquarius- lydia by Highly Suspectpisces- blood by My Chemical Romance

(all of these are great songs/bands/artists though… listen to them all!)

[merstrology]

The Signs as Bees

Aries: those friendly bees that like to buzz by your ears to say hello Taurus: that one bee that is constantly ricocheting between a million different flowers Gemini: a super chubby bee that just wants to drink a lil sugar water and say hi to everyone Cancer: the cutest lil honeybee that always has pollen dust on it Leo: a very happy queen bee who don’t take shit from no man and just wants to protect her bee family Virgo: a very sleepy bee who wants to come inside and hang out in your room when it rains (rain is super scary for bees!) Libra: a teensy tiny bumblebee that sometimes has little bee parties in big flowers Scorpio: a very lonely bee who lands on people as a way to try and find a friend and sometimes sneaks into people’s cars to say hello Sagittarius: a mega excited little bee who just wants to go to France where all the nice flowers are Capricorn: a bee who has their own little honey haven in the hive and always makes extra friendly buzz buzz noises when they find someone they like Aquarius: a curious little bee who just wants to understand why the giant people are so mean to them Pisces: a scared bee buddy who would never sting anyone and just wants to tell all the nice flowers goodmorning

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fun facts about the signs that ppl usually dont know bc of their disgusting stereotypes

aries: they're actually really romantic and mushy

taurus: they're v adventurous and likes to do exciting things

gemini: their main goal in life is find their soulmate

cancer: they're big party animals

leo: theyre really nice when they meet new people and they love to compliment people aswell

virgo: they love to laugh and are actually pretty easily entertained

libra: they learn really easily and are super smart

scorpio: they dont care if they make a fool of themselves in front of people or not

sagittarius: can actually be pretty shy in front of people they dont know

capricorn: theyre very kind and like to make people happy and help them out

aquarius: theyre some of the most popular people. not at all antisocial, idek where that came from

pisces: can be really mean and sassy if youre rude or disrespectful to them

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I don't care// Fall Out Boy

I don't care what you think: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio As long as it's about me: Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Aquarius The best of us can find happiness in misery: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Pisces

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The signs as Dad Jokes

Aries: A tomato walks into class late, and tells the teacher “Don’t worry, I’ll catch up.”

Taurus: A panda walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a scotch and……….a coke please.” The bartender replies “Alright, but why the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them.”

Gemini: How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

Cancer: I’m terrified of elevators. I think I’ll start taking steps to avoid them.

Leo: Just watched a documentary about beavers- it was the best damn program I’ve ever seen!

Virgo: I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

Libra: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it’d be a chicken sedan.

Scorpio: What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Capricorn: What’s the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Sagittarius: What does 0 say to 8? “Nice belt.”

Aquarius: “I shouldn’t have eaten that sea food. I’m feeling a bit… Eel.”

Pisces: I dreamed I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night. It was pretty surreal, it took me awhile to realize it was just a Fanta sea.

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GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[astrotemptation]

I was reading up on the differences in masculine and feminine signs, and I found this cool chart (Source) that rates whether you’re more feminine or masculine. I thought it was pretty awesome, so of course I was tempted to post it here.

First of all, before you figure out your score, make sure you know the differences in Feminine and Masculine signs. The positive signs in the zodiac are masculine, and the negatives are feminine. This is just a simple separation of the negatives and positives, and it has nothing to do with the normalized sexist view of masculinity versus femininity. 

Masculine signs are the most likely to take action in a situation. They have more energy and confidence to dive headfirst into a situation.

Feminine signs are reserved observers. They are receptive to another’s words, and they can find the undertone to a person’s simple words.

If you want to know what your score in this test means, then you can visit the source to read a brief description on how your score affects you.

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Mom: You should do yoga! It'll really help with your depression, and it'll help prevent anxiety in the future Me: okay... that sounds fake but okay