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lil psa

hey friends, just a quick little fyi! i don't use this blog anymore but i keep it up because once upon a time it was my little baby and a big part of my life so i don't want to delete it. i will be keeping everything up as an archive for the time being. there are tons of other amazing astrobloggers who can answer your questions & if you wanna contact me personally my blog is @fruityqt !! thank u & love u all!!

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Okay so I'm a Capricorn and like idk what is it about Pisces boys I literally never ever feel comfortable around guys but with them I do from the first time meeting they are just so ... Ahh idk <3

i totally feel you! pisces boys are just so, charming in a sense? and a lot of the time i feel like they're a bit dopey? like wow ur an idiot love me haha

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What sign girl does the song this summers gonna hurt like a motherf*** by maroon 5 remind you of ?? Thanks !!!!

in my opinion i'd say a fire sign, most likely leo!

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this blog had it’s one year anniversary on march 6…… wild.

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ur very adorable and pretty and you somehow remind me of the kpop girl group red velvet from your selfies (it's a compliment trusss miiiii)

ooo i'll look them up! thank you!! ❤️

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omg you are soo cute n pretty!!

thank you!! aw!!

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its christmas bitch!!!!! still messaging on anon because its a sideblog but ny url is astroboi! hope you had a wonderful holiday season!!

ur frickin great thank u

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omg, thank you so much!! i use lashblast fusion by covergirl! xx

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I LOVE U

I LOVE U MORE

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i was tagged by the loveliest @loserstrology for the 6 selfie challenge + i tag any1 that wants to do this.

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UR SO CELESTIAL

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the signs stuck in traffic

aries: rOAD RAGE (impatient lil dweebs)

taurus: fairly chill but doesn’t let anybody pass them because stubborn as hell

gemini: making faces at small children in other cars

cancer: *falls asleep*

leo: last minute pruning, fixing their hair, applying lip gloss/chap/ etc.

virgo: has already texted people to say they’ll be late, is currently listening to the news and trying to get out of said traffic, screeching inside

libra: texting their friends and jamming to the radio/their mixtape full of 90’s bubblegum pop

scorpio: huffing passive aggressively and making snide comments to themselves (“yea that’s right just pull rIGHT IN FRONT OF ME”)

sagittarius: making angry vines about the traffic

capricorn: has avoided the traffic because they know what’s up

aquarius: shit posting on their blog about the traffic

pisces: daydreaming until some asshole honks their horn and snaps them out of it

made by @loserstrology with some help from @teenidlestrology

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Zodiacs: speech patterns

Aries: delayed "yeah!"s, says "lol" ironically in a deep voice

Taurus: has a really nice voice, loud laughter

Gemini: reenacts sounds/reactions and then laughs about it

Cancer: says "well" a lot in a high voice and meticulously caters their words to everyone else's liking

Leo: laughs at everything that comes out of their own damned mouth

Virgo: cool, even patterns

Libra: constantly sulks because they think no one is giving them equal speaking time

Scorpio: more educated responses than you can come up with

Sagittarius: will talk about any one topic for hours if given the chance

Capricorn: really excited growly noises

Aquarius: says "like" more times than is warranted in a sentence

Pisces: takes deep breaths before they're about to say something they are informed or opinionated about

[loserstrology]

The Signs as Types of Trash

Aries: "youtuber" trash

Taurus: "my music is superior to yours" trash

Gemini: aesthetic trash

Cancer: homestuck trash

Leo: boy band trash

Virgo: meme trash

Libra: superwholock trash

Scorpio: my little pony trash

Sagittarius: alien/supernatural occurrence trash

Capricorn: weeaboo trash

Aquarius: hipster trash

Pisces: disney movie trash

[loserstrology]

hi i love dogs too😇 i also love your blog

dogs r my life honestly. if only i had one. sigh. (thank you so much, angel!! i'm so flattered ahhh luv u!!)

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the signs stuck in traffic

aries: rOAD RAGE (impatient lil dweebs)

taurus: fairly chill but doesn’t let anybody pass them because stubborn as hell

gemini: making faces at small children in other cars

cancer: *falls asleep*

leo: last minute pruning, fixing their hair, applying lip gloss/chap/ etc.

virgo: has already texted people to say they’ll be late, is currently listening to the news and trying to get out of said traffic, screeching inside

libra: texting their friends and jamming to the radio/their mixtape full of 90’s bubblegum pop

scorpio: huffing passive aggressively and making snide comments to themselves (“yea that’s right just pull rIGHT IN FRONT OF ME”)

sagittarius: making angry vines about the traffic

capricorn: has avoided the traffic because they know what’s up

aquarius: shit posting on their blog about the traffic

pisces: daydreaming until some asshole honks their horn and snaps them out of it

made by @loserstrology with some help from @teenidlestrology

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i was tagged by the lovely @xfilestrology (thanks, friend!) for the 6 selfie challenge! this is 4 but y'know i wasn’t feeling myself lol but anyway i tag @naturallyastrology @teenidlestrology @blarg-astrology @librattarius and whoever else wants to do it! :-)