Tony Abbott says the tragic image of a drowned Syrian boy reinforces his belief that empathy isnât part of his Asylum Seeker policy.
Tony, pictured above trying to understand the concept of empathy and common decency, had this to say on the matter:
âEveryoneâs sad. This is bad.â He said, dropping his classic Tony wisdom taken straight from the childrenâs books he reads before nap time. âTo stop people from seeing sad images of drowned asylum seekers we must stop the boats⌠so when the refugees die, they die somewhere where we canât see them. That way no one will be sad. The problem is fixed!â
âIf you canât see it, itâs not a problem! This is why I often try to relax by putting a paper bag over my head. The wife says thatâs bad for my brain because it limits oxygen supply but thatâs why I also put in ear plugs while I do it so nothing gets in. Itâs a time honoured tradition amongst us Liberals.â












