unstoppable force of cringe on main

pan, he/him, 20s, trans, bi, gnc, audhd, british i have 32 seperate thoughts bouncing around my head like pinballs at all times racists, terfs and misogynists go away. shoo.

[panspaming]

karl insurance

[panspaming]

I think I can track my period based on how easily I can ignore my fuckass coworker

[pokemonarchive]

Snubbull (2026) - Fantastical Parade Illustrator: OKUBO

[thisischeri]

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[simkaye]

Did you use limewire and how bad did it fuck up your computer?

[kaavyadrinksberries]

the easy microwave version of the most elite apple cinnamon oatmeal

ingredients:

1 cup rolled oats

2 cups water

1 chopped honey crisp apple (this is the best apple)

2 tablespoons maple syrup (the light amber variety)

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

a pinch of salt (i dont know if this actually makes a difference, but i always make sure to add it)

put everything in your favorite, most reliable, large bowl that can actually fit everything. microwave for 4 minutes. (time depends on the consistency of oatmeal that you like) use oven mitts to remove bowl from microwave cause its going to be hot. stir and then eat.

[mealreminders]

Super easy tomato egg recipe

Source

My family's recipe is even simpler than this.

Add oil to a pan, throw in some smashed ginger. Add chopped tomatoes and simmer until it's broken down a bit. Add half tsp of salt, 1-2 tsp of sugar (to taste), quarter tsp of chicken stock (optional), shake of white pepper (optional), and let it simmer for a couple of minutes, stirring to fully incorporate flavours. Crack 2 eggs directly into the pan, immediately turn the heat off. Cover for 5 minutes then stir a bit to incorporate the egg into the tomatoes. Et voila! Eat with rice.

Remember to eat, my loves!

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Remember to eat, veggie time!

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[heatherwitch]

My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and that’s become a daily habit that I’m carrying into this new year.

Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.

Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and I’d wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.

And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.

What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effort—no matter how small—was a kindness to myself.

[one-bite-is-undercover]

I’ve been doing a lot of “a treat for future me” moments lately.

[mealreminders]

Caramelized cabbage miso butter noodles

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[mealreminders]

High protein tomato soup

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High fiber and protein white rice

X and remember you can make a big batch of it to freeze for more convenient future eats!

[mealreminders]

One Pot Rice Cooker DakJuk (Korean Chicken and Rice Porridge)

Full Recipe 🍚 ⇩ Macros per serving (half the rice cooker): Protein: 49g Carbs: 60g Fat: 14g

Ingredients per 2 servings (the entire rice cooker): - 2/3 cup jasmine rice, uncooked - 3 cups chicken bone broth - 1/2 cup onion - 10oz boneless, skinless chicken thigh - 1 medium-sized carrot - 1 tbsp sesame oil - 1 tbsp soy sauce - salt and pepper to taste - 1/2 tbsp minced garlic Topping: - 1 medium-sized green onion - 1 tsp sesame seeds

How to make it yourself: 1. Thinly dice your carrot, green onion, and onion. 2. Wash your raw rice and place the washed rice into the rice cooker. 3. Pour in your chicken bone broth and add in your onions, carrots, sesame oil, soy sauce, salt, pepper, minced garlic, and chicken thighs. 4. Set your rice cooker to cook for 1 hour on the porridge or white rice setting and let it cook 5. Once done mix everything together and shred the chicken using a spoon or fork. 6. Take out half of the porridge from the rice cooker, plate it, top it off with half the green onions and sesame seeds, and enjoy. (X)

[aceofpans]

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[cloudmancy]

unreasonably charmed by Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

[cloudmancy]

I never thought about this... you're right, that's awesome

[travelling-my-little-pony]

Daddy Bright bouquet has found fungi.

On Dartmoor, in Devon, England.

[panspaming]

I've actually figured out how my job works now and outside of my boss triggering me by being in the top 3 most reactive people I've ever had regular contact with. I'm having fun yayy yippiieee