The Captain's Log

Just some twenty-something Canadian girl with a blog. Previously moaningmurtle

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

It Really Gurgles

[enthyres]

[bluebeanieadventures-deactivate]

modern renaissance painting

[pansyofparkinson]

[spacecadet]

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

[brookelyn704-deactivated2024021]

[dreamyjayy]

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

[dreamyjayy]

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[danishotasfire]

ireland u need to chill

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[pansyofparkinson]

All my friends are forward thinking: getting hitched and quitting drinking.

I can feel them pulling away as I resign to stay the same

[missmegrose-deactivated20200426]

[whatsliferotfl]

Fave snap fo life

[itssexualhour]

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

[dieinorbit]

you need less jesus

[trait-deactivated20221010]

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

[share]

[ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514]

ah yes my stop

[holyfriend]

[quote-book]

“It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad.”

(via childish-cambino)

[hairy-hag]

We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn.

Unknown (via hairy-hag)