ă Â RP MEME :Â Â FAKEÂ DATING . Â ă
* change pronouns as needed.
â just one date. iâll owe you one. â
â itâs easy! just stand there and look pretty. â
â itâs for the mission. â
â iâll pick you up tonight. â
â youâre the best! â
â wow. you look amazing. â
â pretend you like me. â
â you clean up well. â
â iâll try to make it fun for you. â
â would you care to dance? â
â let me get you a drink. â
â you look a little tense. â
â you play this part pretty well. â
â keep a lookout. our target should be in this crowd. âÂ
â itâs not real, i promise. â
â remember this is for the mission / night only. â
â youâre not catching feelings, are you? â
â itâs best not to get attached. â
â i canât help it. look at you. â
â one kiss? itâs for the cameras. â
â this is my date, ____. â
â itâs so wonderful to meet you. â
â i almost thought that was real. â
â oh, you want the story of how we started dating? why donât you enlighten them, darling? â
â iâm really falling for ___. â
â what we have is real. â
â i know i shouldnât be jealous. â
â they were all over you, tonight! â
â do i mean nothing to you? â
â i want us to be real. â
â this isnât a game to me. â
â i see our target. letâs move. â
â this has always been a part of the mission for me. â
â i donât want to hurt you. â
â you look lovely tonight. â
â i envy the man who gets to be your date. oh right, thatâs me. â
â all you have to do is pretend to be my boyfriend for a few hours. thatâs it. â