To hold eternity in an hour

Rules / Verses Page Muses: Saburo Kusanagi/Sayuri Kusanagi (Multi-Fandom OC) James Buchanan Barnes/Winter Soldier (MCU, Ember (The Last Campfire), Pannacotta Fugo (JJBA Part 5), Noriaki Kakyoin (JJBA Part 3), Despair of the Endless (The Sandman), Sarn Teccaurora (Vox Machina OC), Bepo (One Piece), The Master (Doctor Who), Corzetti Contaldo (Part 5 Jojo OC). Saburo's FC for most things is Akira Kurusu from Persona 5, except for his Persona Verse where it's Light Yagami from Death Note. Mun is 21+ and Muse is normally written as 18+ unless context states otherwise. Written by Romana. Mun Faceclaim is Lalla Ward. PM me for Discord.

[silverfoxstole]

Paul at the Festival of the Time Lords at Newark Showground on Saturday. (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

[enstorie]

Can you reblog this if the mun is 18+

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[aurorarpresources]

reblog this if you're fine with your mutuals sending you asks unprompted

[roughentumble]

love her. get his ass kiyohime

[roughentumble]

here's an image of her transforming back from dragon into a woman. queen

[theanishimori]

[mintykiwi]

oh wow get his ass.

[lakevida]

toddlers are walking across keyboards to send lies to me

[lesbianshepard]

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.

Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. It’s got a LOT of objects it’s way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.

Some examples:

Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the “dirty pots” category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, these’re accessioned objects in the museum’s collection - better get down to bidness. 

I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. I’d be like, 

A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say “like he’s hella-constipated”). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figure’s head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.

Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it. 

I visited the museum’s online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase. 

Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. It’s all gonna be ok, I swear.

[workfornow]

This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, “talk to me about your work.”

Plus it’s hilarious.

[cloudfreed]

I love ancient art history !!!!!

[clockshunddachshund]

@lowercasetrashwriter

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Museums should have sections dedicated to artifacts like these with a warning that says “There’s a lot of private parts in here but we’re dedicated to displaying history so we won’t censor these. Enter at your own risk” or something. It’s prudish to deliberately hide history because of some ding dongs.

[dovewithscales]

Fucking Puritanism.

Unpopular opinion: Sex exists. Making body parts taboo is both psychologically bad for us and kinda stupid.

[joeyclaire]

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

[joeyclaire]

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

[pawpels]

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

[imhereformysciencefriends]

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

[hedronalignment]

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

[joeyclaire]

he plead guilty

[littlemissstel]

Age verification has never been and never will be for "the safety of children." It is to collect personal data, that could be used in nefarious ways, and mass surveil.

Please research and resist your countries bills to pass similar legislation. This isn't fear mongering but if you take a look at what is happening in the world right now-- with AI, palantir, and ICE databases, you'll understand why this is a terrible idea.

[shebangasylum]

Fighting Anti-Trans legislation in Australia

To date, Australia has been one of the few western nations not to suffer the indignancy of legislation designed to make life for trans people a living hell. In the US, and in the UK, the introduction of laws that have cracked down on the right of existence of trans people, restricted our ability to use public facilities, and made us liable to discrimination and brutality on a scale that has not been seen for eighty years.

This week, in the Australian senate, a private member’s bill was introduced by a member of the Nationals Party. This bill aims to introduce a binary definition of sex, and to exclude transgender Australians from using bathrooms that align with their gender, from competing in gendered sports, and open us up to harassment by excluding us from the protection of the Sex Discrimination Act.

This act has been met so far with a resounding lack of effective defence by our elected officials who would otherwise support us. Labour and our progressive independent parties have been floundering and refusing to take action while right wing fascists like Senator Mikalea Cash have been able to walk right over them by spouting familiar rhetoric like “define a woman” and “biological males are not woman”.

It is vital that we fight back, and that transphobia is not allowed a new footing in yet another nation.

If you see this post in your dashboard, I ask that you help spread the word by reblogging, by liking, and by engaging. I also ask that you sign the following petition by Equality Australia, and encourage other people in your social circle to do so.

Equality Australia

We use legal, policy and communications expertise - backed by the people power of our community - to ensure decision-makers deliver for the

Together we can make sure that the same rhetoric, hatred, and bigotry that has infested the world’s largest superpower is not allowed to infect our island nation.

[celestialbarks]

She's disappointed in everyone. . for a goddess that gives you the sun everyday but no gifts?

She's leaving.

[thenihilistofthevoid]

The pretty white wold was staring at him as he dug around in his bag and extracted a sausage roll still in it's wrapper, pork mince and puff pastry as Saburo blinked, unwrapping it and holding it out.

"W-Will this do, Amaterasu okami-sama?" The sun was warm today. Hopefully he wouldn't be smited for only having the contents of a convenience store to offer a creator god.

[celestialbarks]

Oh child, just offering this spares you. . .

The goddess turns to the food with her nose twitching - coming to a stop and stand nearby while vegetation blooming, light starting to shine from the wolf's fur.

"Yes, thank you. . . It is sad that no-one believes in me anymore and not come to give me offerings." Amaterasu lets out a sigh before taking the offerings with her mouth.

"I shall make sure that your days shine bright, my child." She leans to rub her body against the other and nuzzle them.

[thenihilistofthevoid]

A hesitant hand reached out to touch that brilliant white fur, like fresh snow on mountainside, as if touching the deity might be sacreligious. "I'll believe in you. You're right here, I can't say you don't exist." The smallest smile behind the psychology student's eyes as he rifled through his bag. "I got some tuna mayo onigiri if you are interested..." He sets them down beside the radiant being, hungrier for company rather than food. "So long as you're here, I'll bring offerings. Sometimes, I need that light to remind me there's warmth in this world." And what a dark world it could be, when those thoughts came into his head like a black fog, grey skies making a grey mood, or rather grey people.

[celestialbarks]

She's disappointed in everyone. . for a goddess that gives you the sun everyday but no gifts?

She's leaving.

[thenihilistofthevoid]

The pretty white wold was staring at him as he dug around in his bag and extracted a sausage roll still in it's wrapper, pork mince and puff pastry as Saburo blinked, unwrapping it and holding it out.

"W-Will this do, Amaterasu okami-sama?" The sun was warm today. Hopefully he wouldn't be smited for only having the contents of a convenience store to offer a creator god.

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[jedipadawan4589]

I’m not dooming my descendants to dig holes. 😅😆

[feluka]

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your favourite character has a crossover with your recent fav media, how is it going? {like, this character teleports to this universe}

good

bad

great

awful

questionable

chaos

they're already from it

results

Voting ended onMay 27