Dragon booty

Into the unknown. Snapchat: dragonbooty

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you know usually i don’t bring up once upon a time as a positive comparison to something but remember how they had an episode of cruella backstory and we thought for the entire runtime they were trying to redeem and explain her actions and then at the end they pulled the carpet out from under us and said “PSYCH, ALL OF THIS WAS A LIE FROM AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR, SHE’S JUST A BITCH WHO DOES WHAT SHE WANTS” because they somehow understood that some villains don’t need tragic pasts sometimes they’re just rich people? 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

cruella 2021: she’s just a repressed girlboss we swear :(

once upon a time in like. idr 2014?:

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[stregaomega]

Cruella does not exist in a grey area of morality. She’s literally designed in black and white. She’s a straight up villain and I think that’s just neat. 

[bakurapika]

Also, Twisted had an entire musical number about how all Disney villains were misunderstood heroes of their own story…

…except they’re still all appalled at Cruella.

[pinkmanthedog]

Please join my hot new fitness program

[officialmacgyveralt-deactivated]

[fuckoffantitrash]

I'd like to remind fandom of this once again today

[shmadas]

An addition, if you don't mind

[guerrillatech]

[iwouldservehim]

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IT INTO WORDS

[rozunderpressure]

I don’t even want to be rich, I just want to have/make enough money to feel safe and live comfortably...

[thenatsdorf]

Dad gets (pretend) vaccinated so daughter is less scared. (via tana_ann)

[courtneimonyae]

🥺🥺🥺

[dopeitssin]

Yup the wholesome content I’m here for!

[grannypantiesnchill]

Black love ❣️

[audrey-hepbae]

I want this for my future kids or nothing

[thenerdyhooker]

He acknowledged that it hurt a little. He didn’t tell her it didn’t hurt and to not cry. Be honest with your kids.

[radicalgraff]

Pro-homeless posters seen around Seattle. The poster message and it’s design is a direct response to an anti-homeless poster campaign in Seattle a week earlier that used the headline: “SEE A TENT? REPORT IT”

[onlytwitterpics]

[distant-pirate]

This tweet gave me muse levels of creativity. I gave the new cat god a sun spot.

[usschoolsuck]

This would explain alot tbh

[sizvideos]

Video

[thedreadpiratejames]

I love this. There’s another one where they go to a wine tasting and give people a glass from a $20 bottle and they hate it, then a glass from a $200 bottle and they love it. But then they reveal that both glasses are actually from the same $20 bottle.

[fattyatomicmutant]

Wealth and it’s trappings is a false construct meant to elevate those that

Have.

[davidrazi]

This is basically an episode of Penn & Teller’s Bullshit.

[pantyheist69]

[simply-anya]

Monty would not stand for any of this shit!! And by shit I mean the whole of season 7!!

https://twitter.com/aprilm7739/status/1303080049084596229?s=21

[prokopetz]

As a matter of personal preference I like my wizards cheerfully amoral and magnificently bearded, but Studio Ghibli’s whole “in order to be a wizard you must be a. fashionably gender-nonconforming, and b. an absolute human disaster” thing is also 100% valid.

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[incorrectgreekgods]

Dionysus: If we're going to be friends, we should know some things about each other- let's ask some questions.

Adonis: Sure, okay. What's your favorite color?

Dionysus: Triangle. So, are you into boys?

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Persephone: You remind me of the ocean.

Hades: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Persephone: Because you’re salty and you scare people.

[incorrectgreekgods]

Demeter: What are you guys doing?

Apollo: It's asexual awareness week.

Hermes: So we're putting bunch of mirrors in Dionysus's room so he gets the idea.

Ares: That's stupid.

Hermes: Wait till bisexual awareness week, we're coming for you next big boy.

Hestia, down the hall: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MIRRORS IN MY ROOM?!

[trainedchimpanzee]