It's Vice-Admiral !

Head of the G-5, Vice-Admiral Vergo at your service. I would like to offer you some cookies, but it seems they somehow disappeared... [ Independent RP for Vergo ]

[papa-vergo]

"--It's not Lawrence I'm sleeping with. It's Lawson. I much prefer them when they writhe to touches."

"I N A C C E P T A B L E ! ! !"

[heavenly-demon]

— ❝ So here you were… I’ve been looking for you all my life  the afternoon.❞ 

[sicklesandscythes]

papa-vergo replied to your post:/sits here quietly while watching Lawrenzo’s…

[Careful, Papa hears everything] “I heard something about marriage……?”

"… oh no."

[papa-vergo]

"You!" [Points at you with a finger]

"I know you, young boy… You’re that pirate Lawrenzo has a crush on, right?" [Eyes you attentively]

[sicklesandscythes]

He blinked stupidly behind his mask until his mind registered that yes, the Demon Bamboo was referring to him. Maybe it was a bad idea to come see Law in his own damn homeland. 

"Y-yes?" A light flush formed on his face due to the word crush, I guess that small word never cross his mind before even though they were engaged, it was nice to know that Lawrenzo really did like him back in some way or another.

[papa-vergo]

Vergo instantly closed the distance between them, almost headbutting the other's mask. "You're also Eustass 'Captain' Kid's first mate." Well, who didn't know the Supernova Killer from the Kid Pirates?

"Who do you think you are wanting to marry MY boy?"

[sicklesandscythes]

papa-vergo replied to your post:/sits here quietly while watching Lawrenzo’s…

[Careful, Papa hears everything] “I heard something about marriage……?”

"… oh no."

[papa-vergo]

"You!" [Points at you with a finger]

"I know you, young boy... You're that pirate Lawrenzo has a crush on, right?" [Eyes you attentively]

[papa-vergo]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[heavenly-demon]

Right… And I still have to have a father-son-talk with Lawrence.

Why don’t you take Lawsie, too? So each of us gets two Laws to deal with.

— ❝ I'd rather take care of Lawson. I'm counting on you to finish what I started with Lawsie. I don't want any lose end. ❞ 

[papa-vergo]

... ... ... It's really hard to deal with Lawrenzo right now, though. Dear, please do something about him. He's driving me crazy.

If you wish I'll even take Lawsie-- Hell, I'll take all three Laws as long as you keep Lawrenzo on a leash or something. And please feed him some anit-sassiness pills. He's even worse than Lawrence (as far as I am concerned because Lawrence is such a precious baby. He'd never be a little devil like Lawrenzo.)

[papa-vergo]

"I never took you to be someone so weak."

I never took you to be someone so stupid.

[papa-vergo]

You're in the way old man, walk quicker.

You should walk slower. No need to be in such a rush.Walking fast often means that you're stressed, which means that your blood pressure will be high. And you as a doctor should know about the hazards of high blood pressure.

[papa-vergo]

/Whacks with the hilt of his sword./

That hurts, Law-tan.

[papa-vergo]

lawsurgeonofdeath replied to your post:Remember that time I chopped you up? I should have done a better job.

Touché.

Tou-- what. Now you want to touch me all of sudden? Jeez, Law-tan. Get your shit together and decide once and for all whether you hate me or like me enough to want to touch me. And I hope you don't intend to touch the 'bamboo stick' your mother loves so much.

[papa-vergo]

You'll end up with your bamboo lodged somewhere that the sun doesn't shine. /A-s-s-h-o-l-e./

You mean somewhere in the shadow of a tree?

[papa-vergo]

I'd sleep with both eyes open if I were you..

I'd hide my underwear if I were you..

[papa-vergo]

Remember that time I chopped you up? I should have done a better job.

Remember that time I beat the daylights out of you? I should have done a better job.

[papa-vergo]

"You claim to have a favourite and a least favourite yet you are so far demented that you mix our names. One too many hits to the head?"

Because hate is a similar feeling as love and it only takes one push to change from one extreme to the other, I mix up your names. Besides, your names are way too similar. Look at Lawsie or Lawson. Their names are totally different from your's or Lawrence's. [huff]

[papa-vergo]

lawsurgeonofdeath replied to your post:You’re pushing your luck too far, Lawrenzo. If...

/I saw you write Lawrence. xD

asktlaw replied to your post:You’re pushing your luck too far, Lawrenzo. If...

I saw it too, Taz. Me too.

shambledkingofhearts replied to your post:You’re pushing your luck too far, Lawrenzo. If...

Saw Lawrence

YOU DON'T NEED TO REPEAT IT, I KNOW I FUCKED UP

Shhhh, you guys didn't see anything. stfu, you're all telling bullshit

[papa-vergo]

"Clearly a sad lonely man such as yourself is jealous that, even though with oneself, we are able to find pleasure in the finer things."

"If you're talking about getting laid... Well... I'm afraid I have to disappoint you but I don't lack 'sexy times'..."

"Well, if you insist, I could tell you about the details... You know? Try imagine Mama Dofu... And she likes it rough, so I used to come from behind, assault her, pinning her against the wall and she would let me do as I please, because she knows I can please her very well.And I wouldn't give her time to retort anything, crashing my lips onto hers, nipping and biting on them as if they were the most precious and delicious fruits. The forbidden one from Garden Eden.

And before she'd know my hands would have slipped under her clothes, caressing her soft and sensitive skin, all the way up do her well-shaped breasts and kneading them hard. She always loved that. But yet she has to keep her voice down because the other servants are still around. Though that's the thrill, isn't it? So I continue to lead my fingers downwards to her already moistered entrance. She whispers my name and I would comply, because I know what she wants. It only take me a second to put two fingers into her right away. It's wet, warm and soft inside her. And I start to finger her, preparing her for the highlight... [imagines the flushed face of Mama Dofu] Hrm..... [likes what he imagines]

[papa-vergo]

You're pushing your luck too far, Lawrenzo.

If you want to play dirty... well...

Two can play this game, you know?