booty

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[deactivated-16]

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

[deactivated-16]

Stop reblogging my failure

[epic-humor]

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

[sheisunapologetic]

[papa6669]

a Rihanna Meet And Greet Vs. a Avril Lavigne Meet And Greet

[thatsgoldjerry-blog]

[mypetufo]

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

[unclefather]

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

[unclefather]

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

[joannus]

[egberts]

how many times can the same post be on my dash in a row: a documentary 

[uvsco]

[evesvitamins]

This could be us but….

[drakefanclub]

No thanks

[nak-toms]

memes i want back:

[iskariotrising]

Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

my tumblr clique is just me

[lethal-lovlies]

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

[oreimo]

please go to church this sunday

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"