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obsessed with this Cat Yurt we have now. he's a noble steppe warrior now.

#found it on the sidewalk in a free pile too #lets go

-from "At the top of my Voice" by Vladimir Mayakovsky (1930)

#allowing myself the smallest bit of Little Meow Meow posting to say that this poem always makes me think about Anders Dragon Age

when-you-fail-again

there's a certain kind of Performed Childishness that is the most grating thing in the world to me lol. like, real children do not even talk and act like that.

aromanticduck

You have to read all the books in your bedroom before you can leave. How long will you be trapped?

There's no books in there, I can leave immediately

Less than a day

1-3 days

4-6 days

1-3 weeks

4-7 weeks

2-3 months

4-6 months

7-11 months

1-2 years

3 years or more

Results

Voting ended onJun 27

You can't die from hunger or thirst or lack of medication etc.

It doesn't matter which books you've already read. You have to read them all, starting from now.

Physical books only - if you have an e-reader in there you don't have to read your entire digital library.

#i dont keep our main bookshelves in here but theres like 4-5 books scattered about #the tricky part is one is a parallel reader of chinese/english texts that i am NOT advanced enough in chinese to parse lol #and like.... do i have to study chinese enough to read it first lol

cryptotheism

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

cryptotheism

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

#i looove rummy #one time on vacation my grandma and i spent most of a day playing rummy lol #its a good card game if you're looking for something slightly more complicated that go fish or war that doesn't involve betting

mewwon

i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic

#honestly true #id say if you are one of the letters in L G B or T you get a pass but honestly the toothpast mlm flag is kind of the height of unchic lol #its just blatantly ripping off the lesbian flag in a ''pink is for girls blue is for boys'' way

8nin

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Anti-natalist leftist who’s “making an effort to stop saying the r-slur” as of this year says aborting a fetus with severe chromosomal defects is eugenics…. You have to laugh

iskariotrising

Ngl kinda feel like constantly posting like “nothing good will ever happen ever again” is not in fact Revolutionary Leftism but just a sign you are depressed

iskariotrising

Like it feels like you are precluding the idea of anything you believe in succeeding?

Ngl kinda feel like constantly posting like “nothing good will ever happen ever again” is not in fact Revolutionary Leftism but just a sign you are depressed

thepollingstation

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

#no theres another one of me in argentina #just one tho! i actually have a super uncommon last name

So tired of every single person I know in this city requiring 2 messages and 6 business days to even fucking respond to me and then if we do make plans half the time flaking at the last minute and the other half being 30 minutes late.

#this is gonna sound rude but I’m so tired of hanging out with ppl w adhd #I need more rigid autists in my life lol

felinepurrrstory

From Ursula K. Le Guin’s Cat Dreams. Illustrated by S. D. Schindler.

#awwwwww

theterribletenno

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

#the last movie i watched was the devil wears prada 2 so congrats to this fabulous 15 year old youll be a beautiful drag queen one day

iskariotrising

A little annoyed I spent basically my entire life up until my 30s being like “no way would I have a kid” only to turn 30 and have my ovaries be like HELLO WE ARE YOUR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK

iskariotrising

A lot of ppl make all their child rearing fears around pregnancy and ages 0-3 which is extremely valid but honestly I think I’m pretty good about powering through physical discomfort, what worries me is being able to properly Emotionally Relate to like a 5 year old lol

#ppl get rlly hung up over like minute details of infant rearing and honestly #I think the lasting emotional repercussions of like… baby wearing are maybe slightly overstated #but you know what I DO thing had lasting emotional repercussions on me: things my parents said to me when I was 5

A little annoyed I spent basically my entire life up until my 30s being like “no way would I have a kid” only to turn 30 and have my ovaries be like HELLO WE ARE YOUR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK

#in college I had friends who really really wanted to have kids in away that I thought was straight up weird lol #I was like… no way… would never be me…#anyway I think this is annoying bc this is the like always the stereotype that you’ll Feel Different When You’re Older #but damn I do kinda feel different now that I’m older

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