alaska thunderfuck

i love animals

[papadebolacha]

[memecage]

o no what is this

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

facts

[tastefullyoffensive]

[badlydrawneverything]

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

[sandandglass]

Mark Normand on The Late Show, August 5, 2016

[sanct-cum-deactivated20170402]

[sovietnam]

[brittany-murphy]

[no-chill-at-all]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[bace-jeleren]

I’m just going to start sending this picture to people, unprovoked.

[fortscrotum]

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[zoomerbro]

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

[coreymagz-deactivated20210907]

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

[scaremoonturkey]

[smolbean-isaac]

I am so here for this

[deactivated-blog]

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

[narrativeninja]

Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.

“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”

“Its…what?”

“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:

Remember you need to study for that biology exam.

“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”

He’s no good for you Brenda.

“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”

He’s a cad, Brenda.

[puppersofnewyork]

[snakeghoul]

i thought it had wings for a second