I won't eat Malarkey

''Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.'' I am such things as trash is made of. Currently mostly HBO war / Tolkein. Confirmed book hoarder.

[starcatching]

the only person who deserves the iron throne is ramin djawadi who composed all music for the show…the man’s not let us down once in 8 seasons

[dylan-obrien]

[kaijuno]

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

[marisatomay]

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

#saveb99

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

UPDATE:

[bob-belcher]

[luvbey]

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[chants-de-lune]

Millennials watching Gen Z organizing huge rallies and standing up to zero-action politicians 

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

think it’s about time we stop making jokes about the amount of famous white boys named Chris, and about time we started focusing on Tom. Am I talking about Cruise? Hiddleston? Hardy? Holland? Hanks? Felton? Fletcher? Selleck? Welling? Ford? Hooper? Brady? It’s impossible to tell because apparently half the male population are called Tom.

[soil-boy]

*Approaches a gay couple* So which one of you is Chris and which one of you is Tom.

[stedelasso]

Anxiety level - Chandler Bing letting people in his work office call him Tobey for 5 years because it’s too awkward to correct them.

[deadwit-deactivated20190920]

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

[lovingconcept]

Concept: We go to a small bookstore. You lead me to the sections of all your favourite books, and explain the plots. You are excited, and I am just as happy because you’re sharing a part of yourself with me.

[ladygalra]

[temporarywhales-deactivated2018]

This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:

[niconiconiko]

never stop being a good person because of bad people

[princesconsuela]

2017 so far

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does