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Courtney/31/Existing

[paracunt]

hayleywilliams.net -> thank you for listening. ( songs archived here ) ( how to download )

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know how to make a desicion

[fairycosmos]

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

[paperbacksplease]

Lol oops. My Tumblr is dead. Hi followers 😅

[lunedits]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Book: she was a lesbian

Screen adaptation:

[sparrow-va]

Book: “…he asked calmly.”

Movie:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”

Film:

[theuninspirednovelist]

Book : She was …

Film:

[aberrantemotion]

None of the images will load but I know exactly what they all look like

[poryqon]

My aunt spent $15 on a piece of butter shaped like a turkey and we were all making fun of it so much she cried

[paperbacksplease]

This makes me so fucking sad.

[bookwormingparty]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week. Nerds. So to prank them the landlord had a special “Super Hard Pub Question” for us for double or nothing on our prize (vouchers for a gallon of beer) to let the rest of the pub feel better because we were “guaranteed to lose” since there was “no way we could know the answer.” I got picked to answer it because I’m the youngest and have less General Knowledge.

The question?

“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”

Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*

Landlord: *looks smug*

Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?

Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!

Pub: *more laughter*

Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*

Landlord: Fuck. Me. 

Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 

Landlord: How did you even know that?

Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?

Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?

Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s safe to say we’re simultaneously fucking legends/not very popular at the local right now.

[justsomeantifas]

trump administration just proposed monitering disabled peoples social media accounts to decide if theyre having too much fun. they will use any pictures where you look just a little too happy to strip you of disability benefits. i wish i was joking but google it for yourself if you dont believe me.

the most depressing part of this is it fundamentally misunderstands how disability manifests. someone who can’t stand up 12 hours a day can go on a 20 minute walk and take a happy picture.

if the bill should pass this 20 minute walk with a commemorative picture could lose you your livlihood.

our government in the usa are straight up trying to say disabled people should never be happy or engage with the workd around us.

[zacksolddysphoricfamily]

Is this real???

[rrocketmann24]

Links for anyone searching:

Trump's Proposal to Monitor Social Media of Disabled People Is Discrimination of the Worst Kind

Not that he has a great track record with this anyway.

The Trump administration wants to monitor the social media of disability recipients — including veterans

Donald Trump and Republicans loudly proclaim themselves to be champions of veterans, but time and time again, they underfund veterans’ car

Trump administration may monitor social media to catch disability fraud (updated)

If you collect disability, the Trump administration wants to spy on your social media

[mohabbat]

all my love, thought and prayers to those in sri lanka.

[mohabbat]

where are the billionaires now??? three churches were bombed during easter services. where is the outrage and mourning, and signs of support?? 207 people are dead. 207.

[mohabbat]

the death toll is now at 290, with 500 people injured. the gofundme has less than $20k. white people care about brown tragedies challenge.

[stompingonabeat]

x

[ohjessmarie]

my constant mood 🐝📖

{ redbubble & society6 }

[nicollekidman]

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

[dancinginthesetrees]

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”

Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

[shaelit]

I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.

[hayleyfromparamore]

My dear paragoogle, @littlraincloud, here you have it. Enjoy 😘

[freckles-and-books]

Spent the morning organizing my bookshelves. I took out all the Tetrised books to make my shelves look cleaner, but now half my tbr pile is just chilling on my coffee table…

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[renthebarbarian]

[betweeneachpage]

Angie Thomas is my Queen 👑👑👑