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I'm a̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶ some woman who's way too old for this site but still uses it to collect awesome posts of stuff that I like. Every once in a while, I'll talk about the stuff that I like. Each year I excessively liveblog AGT and pretend to be salty for one to three hours each week for five months. Six if there's a gimmicky All-Stars mini-season at the start of the year. And no, I've never played menko before.

[shoulderpads-mcgee2]

I found my new goat

[menkomaster]

inb4 Simon makes him re-do it

[menkomaster]

His backstory and performance is all about being the biggest Matt Franco fanboy

[keenawatchesagt]

Singular unforseen benefit of having this many godforsaken golden buzzer: the hosts attempting to snipe each other every time is actually EXTREMELY FUNNY and I hope this bit continues

[menkomaster]

Last week: Dog Act + dance act fusion

This week: Sleight of hand magic + dance act fusion

Can't wait to see the group stand up comedy dance act next week

[ednacrabapple]

AGT producers please see my vision

[qveenpoppy]

a danger act with people my parents' age, this'll be fun

[keenawatchesagt]

WHY YOU FRENCH KISSING YOUR DOG ON NATIONAL TV MAMA?????

[go-bwah]

i feel like at some point the golden buzzers became like a contest among the judges but idk when

[menkomaster]

I'm going to need a fact check on this so I can temper my expectations

[shyrunescribe]

Rynia Kando was actually really good with those impressions. I don’t know what Mel B was thinking. She needs to go. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #AGT

[menkomaster]

I feel so out of touch whenever I see a [social media] "famous" contestant I've never heard of in my entire life

[shoulderpads-mcgee2]

Music that plays in a Walgreens

[ednacrabapple]

Hate to say it, but I’m with the judges on this one. That took way too long

[menkomaster]

Aw I thought he was going to do a magic trick with those momentum balls

[pittermogged]

gravity falls screenshot redraw !!!!

[saphushia]

personally i do think it's funniest if the entire game did in fact take place over just 2 days. bro just turns off the second there's no longer people to fight and is dead to the world for a solid 24 hours