SABRINA CARPENTER’S 'MAN’S BEST FRIEND' SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 1)
***usfw content below, feel free to change pronouns/etc to fit your muses!
"you said your phone was broken"
"just forgot to charge it"
"did you just say you’re finished?"
"it’s all just so familiar"
"stupid … or is it slow?"
"there’s a cuter word for it"
"why you always come running to me?"
"won’t you let an innocent woman be?"
"never heard of self care"
"half your brain just ain’t there"
"if i’m not there, it won’t get done"
"i choose to blame your mom"
"i like my boys playing hard to get"
"i like my men all incompetent"
"i get wet at the thought of you"
"i get wet at the thought of you being a responsible guy"
"treating me like you're supposed to do"
"tears run down my thighs
"a little initiative can go a very long, long way"
"i'll give you what you want"
"that's my ideal foreplay"
"assemble a chair from ikea"
"a little respect for women can get you very, very far"
"remembering how to use your phone"
"gets me oh so oh so hot"
"considering i have feelings"
"why are my clothes still on?"
"offering to do anything"
"he's clingy, he's loving, he always initiates"
"it feels like just yesterday"
"he wanted all four of my personalities"
"now i don't recognize this"
"there in my bed at night"
"pondering what life without me'd be like"
"get back the version i like?"
"my man on his willpower is something i don't understand"
"he fell in love with self restraint"
"now it's getting out of hand"
"he used to literally be obsessed with me"
"i'm suddenly the least sought after girl in the land"
"something i don't understand"
"he doesn't have time for me"
"he's busy, he's working, he doesn't have time for me"
"my slutty pajamas not tempting him in the least"
"what in the fucked up romantic, dark comedy is this nightmare lately?"
"he's on his big journey to find a little zest for life, a new sense of purpose"
"the joke can be over now"
"my man's in touch with his emotions"
"my man won't touch me with a twenty foot pole"
"my man's forgotten his devotion"
"where he's gone, god only knows"
"put your loving where your mouth is"
"your sugar talking isn't working tonight"
"your paragraphs mean shit to me"
"get your sorry ass to mine"
"saying that you miss me"
"you're having these epiphanies"
"big word for a real small mind"
"aren't you tired of saying a whole lot of nothing?"
"you tell me that you want me"
"but, baby, if you need me"
"you filled my whole apartment with flowers"
"you filled my whole apartment with flowers that die first"
"the first to open your wallet"
"but the last one to flag"
"the first to open your wallet, but the last to flag"
"a heart only breaks so many times"
"save your money and stop making me cry"
WE ALMOST BROKE UP AGAIN LAST NIGHT
"bullshit repeats itself"
"is that how the saying goes?"
"been here a thousand times"
"selective memory, though"
"i hear it in his eyes, he sees it in my tone"
"all the 'i love yous' and 'i'm sorrys' were said"
"we had our sex then we made amends"
"called it a false alarm to all of our friends"
"we almost broke up again last night"
"when i reach to pull the plug i swear, it starts working out"
"on the days i'm a little much"
"that's when i tell them how sweet he treats me"
"how no other boys compete"
"i know how it looks, i know how it sounds"
"least we'll give 'em something to talk about"
"you say we're drifting apart"
"i said 'yeah, i fucking know'"
"big deal, we've been here before"
"gave me his whole heart"
"gave me his whole heart and i gave him head"
"we almost broke up again"
"i think it's time we took a break"
"so i can grow emotionally"
"i think it's time we took a break, so i can grow emotionally"
"that's what he said to me"
"what a familiar feeling"
"i'm the one they call for a third wheeling"
"probably should've guessed"
"so fine and so deceiving"
"there's nobody's son, not anyone left for me to believe in"
"not anyone left for me to believe in"
"just thought he would eventually cave in"
"he discovered self control"
"he discovered it this week"
"could you raise him to love me, maybe?"
"yes, i'm talking about your baby"
"here we go again, crying in bed, what a familiar feeling"
"all my friends in love and i'm the one they call for a third wheeling"