SABRINA CARPENTER’S 'MAN’S BEST FRIEND' SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 2)
***usfw content below, feel free to change pronouns/etc to fit your muses!
"we were so happy, why not mix it up?"
"no way to know just who you're thinking of"
"i just wish you didn't have a mind"
"i just wish you didn't have a mind that could flip like a switch"
"that could flip like a switch"
"that could wander and drift"
"drift to a neighboring bitch"
"when just the other night, you said you need me"
"how did it come to this?"
"i just hope you get agoraphobia someday"
"all your days are sunny"
"wish you a lifetime of happiness"
"and a forever of never getting laid"
"i think this schedule could be very nice"
"call up the boys and crack a miller lite"
"us girls are fun, but stressful"
"us girls are fun, but stressful, am i right?"
"you've got a right hand anyway"
"when we called it quits, i was confident"
"till the thought of it hit"
"you could be using your lips"
"you could be using your lips on a girl with big tits"
"at the end of the rainbow"
"a good whole lot of nothing"
"cause you're still inside"
"abstinence is just a state of mind"
"bone dry, not a plant can grow"
"about time i get back on the horse to the rodeo"
"now i'm at the prospect convention"
"my friends walk in your friends' direction"
"sabrina don't you know devin?"
"___ don't you know ___?"
"when did you get hot all the sudden?"
"i could look you up and down all day"
"i think i would remember if you had that face"
"i did a double take, triple take"
"take me to naked twister back at your place"
"it's thickening the plot"
"congratulations on your new improvements"
"i bet your light rod's, like, bigger than zeus'"
"can you lift my car with your hand?"
"you were an ugly kid, but you're a sexy man"
"sorry, i did not see the vision"
"thank the lord, the fine you has risen"
"when did you get so hot?"
"love when happy hour comes at 10 o'clock on a tuesday"
"guess a broken heart doesn't care that i just woke up"
"got a soft spot for a bev' and a boy that's fruity"
"can't lie, whole week's been tough"
"no party invitations, not going to the club"
"i'm just drinking to call someone"
"ain't nobody safe when i'm a little bit drunk"
"or the one that rhymes with 'villain' if i'm feeling that way"
"a girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped"
"sipping on my go go juice, i can't be blamed"
"some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain"
"yeah, it's super important"
"how many shots in an ounce?"
"i might have double vision"
"but that is irrelevant right now"
"i might have double vision, but that is irrelevant right now"
"answer me, baby, um, are you in town?"
"if you're still disinterested in me, well, fuck"
"just trying different numbers, didn't think that you'd pick up"
"didn't think that you'd pick up"
DON'T WORRY I'LL MAKE YOU WORRY
"you think that i'm gonna fuck with your head?"
"well, you're absolutely right"
"your perfect timing couldn't be worse"
"actually, it's impressive how you don't read signs"
"i'll never call you right back"
"but when i do, i'm making you laugh"
"then i'll bitch you out when i please"
"i still think you love me"
"i'll make you worry like no other girl can"
"damn sure i'll never let you know where you stand"
"silent treatment and humbling your ass"
"well, that's some of my best work"
"thought sleeping with you might help me decide"
"but it was annoyingly good"
"so thanks for making it worse"
"on the forty minute drive home"
"you're internalizing my jokes"
"even your mother agrees"
"emotional lottery is all you'll ever get with me"
"hope you're feeling lucky"
"i'll leave you feeling like a shell of a man"
"i had a really great time"
"i really loved the conversation"
"i really loved the conversation and that your car self drives"
"the pineapple air freshener is my favorite kind"
"well, this is me, but if you have time"
"do you want the house tour?"
"i could take you to the first, second, third floor"
"i promise none of this is a metaphor"
"i just want you to come inside"
"what's mine is now yours"
"the couch is really comfy"
"got some chips ahoy if you're hungry"
"you don't need to love me"
"i'm just so proud of my design"
"never enter through the back door"
"yeah, i spent a little fortune on the waxed floors"
"we can be a little reckless"
"we can be a little reckless cause it's insured"
"i'm pleased to be your hot tour guide"
"if you come outside, i will let you in"
"my house is on pretty girl avenue"
"my house was especially built for you"
"some say it's a place where your dreams come true"
"my house could be your house too"
"so, um, are you coming in or what?"
"broke my heart on a sunday"
"guess overnight your feelings changed"
"i have cried so much i almost fainted"
"to show you how much it hurts i wish i had a gun or words"
"i wish i had a gun or words"
"if something got lost in communication, well"
"you're not bilingual, but you should know"
"goodbye means that you're losing me for life"
"can't call it love, then call it quits"
"can't shoot me down, then shoot the shit"
"did you forget that it was you who said goodbye?""
"you don't get to be the one who cries"
"can't have your cake and eat it too"
"by walking out, that means you choose goodbye"
"that means you choose goodbye"
"the feeling so specific"
"wanna punch you every other minute"
"you used to love my ass, now, baby, you won't see it anymore"
"you used to love my ass"
"you won't see it anymore"
"we'll just give it three weeks"
"we'll just give it three weeks, buddy"
"gonna wake up from your coma"
"that's when you'll be holding hokey flowers"
"that's when you'll be holding hokey flowers, standing at my door"
"i'll say 'arrivederci, au revoir'
"forgive my french, but fuck you"
"forgive my french, but, fuck you, ta-ta"
"shit, when did you get here?"
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