god's name is jack

alexander jameson calvert. castiel’s son. father of brinley elora calvert. engaged to kathryn newton.

[papi-alex]

alexcalvert: i can’t believe bobbi from agents of shield is jessica moore. damn

[papi-alex]

jensenackles: listen other tv child, have you tried spicy foods? walks? yoga ball? sex?

alexcalvert: yes dad. kat will probably resort to running three miles if given the chance

[papi-alex]

jensenackles: it's funny kathryn brings up still being pregnant because i just texted her 'you're still pregnant?' and she sent me back a bunch of emojis. get that child out my tv child.

alexcalvert: been trying, nothing’s working

[papi-alex]

sofiacollins: y'all manifesting a child to be in my womb now, if i'm pregnant we're having words 😂

alexcalvert: i'd pay to see that

[papi-alex]

sofiacollins: smart ass 😂

alexcalvert: you love me

[papi-alex]

alexcalvert: misha is probably terrified to have sex with his wife because bam...twins!!

[papi-alex]

alexcalvert: my bloody valentine is on hbo max

[papi-alex]

kathrynnewton: i just feel more swollen this time, i feel disgusting.

alexcalvert: you’re not disgusting honey. you're beautiful

[papi-alex]

kathrynnewton: well maybe after baby two now, five months in. no way i'm doing it now.

alexcalvert: anything you want baby

[papi-alex]

jarpad: you just signed your death certificate my dude lmao

alexcalvert: i am dead, aren’t i?

[papi-alex]

alexcalvert: can someone tell me when i'm getting married again? I forgot

[papi-alex]

alexcalvert: how many days until the wedding?

[papi-alex]

jensenackles: they were not happy about the days off i had to take because of his ass

alexcalvert: that’s what they get for making him number one

[papi-alex]

jensenackles: i lost my voice for a few days after how many times we had to do that take because Jared wouldn't stop fucking laughing

alexcalvert: i'm not surprised in the slightest

[papi-alex]

alexcalvert: i know most people's favorite episode is fanfiction, changing channels or the french mistake but mine is yellow fever

[fruiitycas]

This is awesome!

[papi-alex]

alexcalvert: this is so funny 😂