Who Could Ever Turn Down A Little Adventure?

  The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed, and bound her in her bones. The seas be ours and by the powers, where we will we'll roam. 

[rpmemesguys]

MIXTURE MEME

Send ‘❂❂’ and i’ll shuffle through 70 to see which one you get! ( contains: fluff, angst, nsfw, normal, ect. )

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[papxrpiratx]

Affectionate Starters

Send me one of the following: !

"Scoot over and share the blankets!"

"Do you want some cocoa?"

"Here, you can have my jacket. It's too cold out to be wearing short sleeves."

"I need a hug."

"Your feet are cold!"

"Can I play with your hair?"

"You make a good pillow."

"You know, you have really bad morning breath."

"Are you ticklish?"

"You don't mind sharing a bed, do you?"

"Hold still--! You've got something on your face."

"I really don't get why you're single."

"Can we hold hands? I forgot my gloves."

"Do you want to spend the night?"

"Here, get under my umbrella!"

"I bought this at the store the other day. It reminded me of you."

[damreons]

Send me a ship, and I'll respond with a gif.

[silvertippedrph]

anonymously message me with a plot & i'll respond with whether i would be interested or not, then make a starter for it.

note: this is simply to try and help people break the ice of rp’ing or for those who want to rp something off someone’s wishlist, but are just a little too shy. this can remain completely anonymous! so if you receive a plot you like you’re essentially making an open starter based on that plot unless the other person comes forward :)

[royalhighnessoflies-blog]

Send me the emoticon and my muse will react to your muse:

(or the other way around - tell me!)

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .

[ofhotheads-blog]

Want a random starter?

Send me a symbol…

🎬 for me to use a line from the last movie I watched as a starter 📹 for me to use a line from my favorite movie as a starter 📚 for me to grab the book nearest to me, flip to a random page, and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter 🎧 for me to shuffle my playlist and use the first line of the next song as a starter 🎶 for me to use my favorite line of the last song I listened to as a starter 📺 for me to use a line from the last TV show I watched as a starter 💻 for me to use a line from my favorite TV show as a starter 🎵for me to shuffle my playlist and use my favorite line of the next song as a starter 😊 for me to make a starter based off the first thing in your wanted plots tag 😉 for me to make a starter based off the first thing in my wanted plots tag 💋 for a shippy starter 😡 for an angsty starter 👊 for an argument/fight starter 🌈 for a random encounter starter 🏩 for a nsfw starter 📫 for a text message starter 💀 for a dark starter 🍬 for a fluffy starter

[rpmemed]

SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

this post was used for reference.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

[disney-descendantsrp]

Hello my dears! We’re going to play a game every weekend. It’s pretty simple, this is how it works: just reblog this from the main if you’d like to play, then send spells to other people who have reblogged it (either anonymously or not!) You can only have two spells going on at once and the spells lasts 24 hours and then they expire. I can’t wait to see the outcome! 

SPELL LIST: 

 crescent: turns one’s hair into the colors of the rainbow. To customize your spell, simply add onto the spell after saying it. Ex: Cresecent roseus! (color red) 

sexus mutatio: changes one’s sex, if put on a male, he turns into a female and if put on a female, she turns into a male. 

simulant graviditate: makes one go under a pregnancy simulation which lasts nine days, each day is equivalent to one month in a real life pregnancy, after the nine days, he/she will get rid of the belly by excretion. 

volo irrumabo: raises one’s hormones resulting in sexual frustration. 

malus spiritus: gives one bad breath. 

varia abiicient cutis : turns one skin into an unnatural shade.  To customize your spell, simply add onto the spell after saying it. Ex: Cresecent roseus! (color red)

permotionem wreccum: makes one emotionally unstable. 

Laetissimus: causes extreme happiness. 

dicere quid sentias: causes one to say everything they think. 

puerilia: turns one into his/her younger self. 

vetus severiorum populus: turns one into an elder. 

non possunt loqui: causes one to be unable to speak. 

potest tantum cantetis: causes one to sing everything that comes out of their mouth. 

fit canem: turns one into a dog 

fit cattus: turns one into a cat 

fit amor infirmos: causes love sickness  

amare primo aspectu: causes one to fall in love with the first person they see 

oderunt primo aspectu: causes one to hate the first person they see 

memoria damnum: causes memory loss 

inpotentiorem chorum: causes one to continuously dance 

non enim dormiunt: causes insomnia 

nullis magicis: takes away one’s magic 

loquentes inanis strepitus: causes one to talk in gibberish 

faciat oppositum: causes one to do the opposite of anything they’re told 

obedit omnia: causes one to do whatever they’re told 

dicit oppositum: makes one say the opposite of what they feel 

amor ostendit: causes one to reveal their true feelings on everything 

non inhibicionis: causes one to lose inhibitions 

convertitur in oppositum personalitatem: causes one to become their opposite self 

fortunâ: gives bad luck 

bonam fortunam: give good luck 

amissa passiones: causes one to lose their emotions 

animus decet puerilia: causes one’s mind to become childish 

invisibilis: causes one to become invisible 

ciconia infantem: a stork comes and gives him/her/them a baby 

gravitas non: causes one to float 

parvula persona: shrinks one to a miniature size 

parva me: a miniature version of them appears and follows them around, revealing their inner thoughts and secrets

[papxrpiratx]

RANDOM STARTERS

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[brittsmemes]

Put ☎ in my ask for your muses info in my muses phone:

NAME:

RINGTONE: 

PICTURE: 

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: 

LAST TEXT SENT: 

[hushedmusings]

PIN MY MUSE

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose

[papxrpiratx]

"Say cheese."

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

put ‘loaded question’ in my inbox:

and i’ll generate a number 1-45 for a question my muse will ask yours. angst, fluff, smut, humor, etc.

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

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[royalhighnessoflies-blog]

Send me the emoticon and my muse will react to your muse:

(or the other way around - tell me!)

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .

[jackmcdaniels-deactivated201602]

Send me a ☀ for a mood board for our characters

[papxrpiratx]

Text: open

Liesel: I have the Dora the explorers theme song stuck in my head

Liesel: how does this happen??

Louisa: your twin flips through tv channels and Dora the explorer is on. That's how.

[disney-descendantsrp]

Hello my dears! We’re going to play a game every weekend. It’s pretty simple, this is how it works: just reblog this from the main if you’d like to play, then send spells to other people who have reblogged it (either anonymously or not!) You can only have two spells going on at once and the spells lasts 24 hours and then they expire. I can’t wait to see the outcome! 

SPELL LIST: 

 crescent: turns one’s hair into the colors of the rainbow. To customize your spell, simply add onto the spell after saying it. Ex: Cresecent roseus! (color red) 

sexus mutatio: changes one’s sex, if put on a male, he turns into a female and if put on a female, she turns into a male. 

simulant graviditate: makes one go under a pregnancy simulation which lasts nine days, each day is equivalent to one month in a real life pregnancy, after the nine days, he/she will get rid of the belly by excretion. 

volo irrumabo: raises one’s hormones resulting in sexual frustration. 

malus spiritus: gives one bad breath. 

varia abiicient cutis : turns one skin into an unnatural shade.  To customize your spell, simply add onto the spell after saying it. Ex: Cresecent roseus! (color red)

permotionem wreccum: makes one emotionally unstable. 

Laetissimus: causes extreme happiness. 

dicere quid sentias: causes one to say everything they think. 

puerilia: turns one into his/her younger self. 

vetus severiorum populus: turns one into an elder. 

non possunt loqui: causes one to be unable to speak. 

potest tantum cantetis: causes one to sing everything that comes out of their mouth. 

fit canem: turns one into a dog 

fit cattus: turns one into a cat 

fit amor infirmos: causes love sickness  

amare primo aspectu: causes one to fall in love with the first person they see 

oderunt primo aspectu: causes one to hate the first person they see 

memoria damnum: causes memory loss 

inpotentiorem chorum: causes one to continuously dance 

non enim dormiunt: causes insomnia 

nullis magicis: takes away one’s magic 

loquentes inanis strepitus: causes one to talk in gibberish 

faciat oppositum: causes one to do the opposite of anything they’re told 

obedit omnia: causes one to do whatever they’re told 

dicit oppositum: makes one say the opposite of what they feel 

amor ostendit: causes one to reveal their true feelings on everything 

non inhibicionis: causes one to lose inhibitions 

convertitur in oppositum personalitatem: causes one to become their opposite self 

fortunâ: gives bad luck 

bonam fortunam: give good luck 

amissa passiones: causes one to lose their emotions 

animus decet puerilia: causes one’s mind to become childish 

invisibilis: causes one to become invisible 

ciconia infantem: a stork comes and gives him/her/them a baby 

gravitas non: causes one to float 

parvula persona: shrinks one to a miniature size 

parva me: a miniature version of them appears and follows them around, revealing their inner thoughts and secrets