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[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[hoofpeet]

every year without fail big game companies release multi million dollar games where every hair and skin follicle on a character is rendered and somebody makes a simple game about a goose or smthn that does 100x better than every other game that year and i love to see it every time

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[heresylog]

what pronouns should we use for you?

For me? I am but a little flower.

[theyarkunited]

For example, Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ. 

[heresylog]

Hello?

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[finelythreadedsky]

dark academia is just when the lightbulbs in the library haven’t been replaced in nine years

[terpsikeraunos]

dark academia is when your department is in the basement

[aristotlemencloza]

Grief is just love with no place to go.

– unknown // Art piece by Ikenaga Yasunari

[aleatoryw]

me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?

[nascentlynocturnal]

as an eldest daughter, it is my divine right to say as much eccentric incendiary shit as i want

[topherchris]

[ewaneneollav]

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

[pegasus-astrology]

I recommend constructing a detailed image of who you want to be and how you want your life to be, down to all the details (love-life, work, money, your home, day to day life, etc). Flesh it out fully and let your heart and desires govern the whole thing, don’t hold back at all, create your ideal life. And everyday think about it - and feel it. Feel it as if your life is already that way. And make all your decisions according to its ultimate fulfillment. Get in touch with your values, what’s really important to you, and let them guide you.

[mijomii]

miguel and miniguel

[mijomii]

This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭

[sidestageleft]

Miguel und Miguelchen

[psikonauti]

Jim Musil

Cattle coming Home

[thethingsiveseen-photography]

The sheep on the hill… (Near Coniston Water, Cumbira).

[anonymousalchemist]

:0

[scoutsmoocrew]

I don’t know I think it’s unfair to call a dead man an “ignorant misogynist”... it’s disrespect

as a 21st century American I feel very little need to show respect to King Henry VIII tbh